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When A Body Meets A Body
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Look up Tyrranasaurus in your Thesaurus! Play Pictionary with your Dictionary! Wag your Nails with Funk & Wagnalls! Make Merry with your Merriam-Webster! Deck your Balls with Bowels of Holly! OUCH! Ole saint Nick had a Wrinkled Ole - NOSE! Ha-Ha - Gotcha, I bet!

When A Body Meets A Body © - Tom Hyland - 12-10-08 Comin’ Thru the Rye - Is it Hello - or Goodbye? Nobody Knows Nothing! Anybody Can Sing Anything! Somebody Surely Sang Something! Everybody Eats Most Everything! HUH? First Pre-Fix - Two Letters. Second Pre-Fix - Three Letters. Third Pre-Fix - Four Letters. Fourth Pre-Fix - Five Letters. Two Bases - Body and Thing! Next One is One! No One is a Nonzero! > < 0. Anyone Always Anticipates! Someone Supposes Something! Everyone Eagerly Awaits Alternate Energy! Time! At No Time Does No One Not Know? Anytime Anyone Asks is Good for Me! Sometimes Someone Suggests Something! Every-time - Each and Every One - Ekes Everything! Any - Unlimited or Indefinite Amount or Number of - Anybody Doesn’t Know Anyhow Anymore! Anyone Anyplace Anytime - May Ask Anything! She Sells Seashells Sittin’ by the Seashore! He Hardly Hears Humongous Hummingbirds! Synonyms Sometimes Supplant Subtle Supplications! DUH? Next - What’s Wrong With This Picture? She said Her Vowels at the Altar! His Vows were - A-E-I-O-U - Y. Her Bows Gurgled with Hunger! The Tree’s Bowels Were Bent With Apples! His Boughs Were Very Gracious! Some ‘All Hollows’ are Hallow - and Scary Too! The Farmer Let the Land Lie Fellow! That Guy is a Nice Fallow! But Uncreative and Uncultivated! The Cowardly Cowl Cowered on the Car’s Cow! (Bloody Brits Will Get This!) How Could an Owl Make a Foul Call on the Fowl Ball? Bough - Cough - Dough - Rough - Tough - Repeat Those Three Times Fast! The Doughs ate Three Does - Vanilla, Chocolate, and Cherry - Flavored! But, the Bucks Bucked and Baulked at Bitter Battered Butternuts! Sorry - My Tyrian Muse Got Tyred (BR.) and Tyrannical And Wants Me to Watch a Movie NOW! When a Body Meats (oops!) a Body, Comin’ thru the Rye - It Ain’t Necessarily RYE Whiskey - Tonite it’s R&R - Rich and Rare Canadian Whiskey! © - TKH

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip

Reviewed on December 13, 2008

If this is not ill iteration it's got to be all iteration! And a fine touch ye have here, Tom. I enjoyed this romp through the lexical briarpatch.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

You probably need some R&R after writing this one. I'm still stuck on: "Deck Your Balls with Bowels of Holly - OUCH!"

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 12, 2008

You're having WAY too much fun, TK. Are you sure you haven't been nippin' at the Nog? LOL Well done, once again - you had me in stitches!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.