And yet another of the 'Just for Fun Series'.

Am I Just-ified ? or Just BUSTED ?

Just The Bust, Ma’am –
Just The Bust!

© - Tom Hyland – 02-03-10

A person who is dignified, or splendid -
Is referred to as – August.
The chest part of a woman’s anatomy
Is her bosom, or her - Bust.

A small morsel or part of bread
Is called the - Crust.
When we clean lightly with a feather
We say that we - Dust.

That CO Stuff that belches forth from your car
Is none other than - Exhaust.
A guy who made a ‘deal’ with the Devil
Is known as Doctor - Faust.

A strong breeze, or puff of wind
Is called a - Gust.
A device for lifting something up
Is called a – Hoist.

I know, I Cheated!
So – Sue me!
Sorry – no I – word Either!

A person who is fair and reasonable –
We say is – Just.
Elmer J. Fudd’s pronunciation of
The word in line six is – Kwust!

To be eager for something, especially sexually –
Is to express – Lust.
If someone is compelled to do something –
Then, one – Must!

Beings there is no N word either,
I’ll throw in an additional M one –
Increased sexual activity in large animals
Is called – Musth!

So, maybe those Eskimos ain’t really
Hollering – Mush – Huh?

To throw out, expel, or get rid of –
Is to – Oust.
A French novelist with a long name is –
Valentin Louis Georges Eugene MARCEL PROUST!

Another of Fudd’s duds is –
Another non-word – Qwust!
Although the proper names are corrosion –
Or oxidation – we call it Rust.

No S word, but melted snow
Is called Slush!
Our Nation’s Motto is –
“In God We Trust!”

If something is unfair, or unwarranted,
It is – Unjust.
No V word was found, but the desire to travel
Is known as Wanderlust.

No X, Y, or Z –
So that’s ‘All she wrote’ for –
Just The Bust. Ma’am –
A poem for you and me!


© - TKH.