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Health - Wellness ? Do You Know of Any Pleasure Better Than an Orgasm? Multiple Maybe? Certainly Healthy! Absolutely Wellness! Has Someone 'Floated Your Boat' Lately? if Not - Read my 'Graffenberg's Locus' ... Live! Learn! Laugh! Don't 'Have a Cow! Nor a Calf! Relax! Take a Soothing Hot Bath!

LET ME COUNT THE LAYS © - Tom Hyland - 5/11/11 “How Do I Love Thee?” Let me Count the Lays: On the Sofa - In the Bed! In the Car - On the Table - Lick the Labia - Get some Head! In an Elevator - On the Beach - Each Orgasm We did Reach! Both Prefer Sixty-Nine Instead! Some are Truth - Others just Fantasy - We had Fun - You and Me! More - More - MORE! Is What She Said! God Bless ‘Nooky’ - God Bless ‘Gals ‘ - We are Certainly More than ‘Pals’ - Lack of ‘IT’ - I’d Be Dead! If you find this Offensive - Think I’m Crude - Look in The Mirror - Observe a ‘Prude’! “Life is Too Short” “Eat Dessert First!” © - TKH.

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Reviews of "LET ME COUNT THE LAYS ..."

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on May 11, 2011

Nothing succeeds like excess!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on May 11, 2011

I'm going to skip dessert and eat something else. Patrick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 11, 2011

You are really a bad old reprobate, but thats what we love about you, the badness...;-) Jerseeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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