ITCH ? (poem) by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com on AuthorsDen

ITCH ?
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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Ever get a Yen, or 'Itch'? Ever want to 'Pitch a Bitch'? Be Naked? Without a 'Stitch'? Rather Fight than 'Switch'? Wanna see a big ZIT? Look at Picture!

Itch ? © - Tom Hyland - 6/14/11 Just got an idea, or ‘Itch’ - To rhyme this word - Which - Has such a nice sound - That - It - must needs be Scratched! As through the alphabet we Go - What words may we Sow? First - there is a female dog, or - Bitch! Currently, tho - some say: “Be-Utch” Guess they’re just ‘hep to the jive’ n’ Such? Next - a hole in the ground, or - Ditch. You could go - fetch - an ‘Etch-a-Sketch’ - But, that’s an ‘e’ not ‘i’ - is that a Stretch? A trade name is - Abercrombie & Fitch - No word with ‘g’ - next is - Hitch. Sentimentality, or tastelessness is - Kitsch. Close spellings are - Lichen and Kitchen! Band Leader, Miller, was Mitch - Music was his Niche. Sorry, no ‘o’ Either - Next is Pitch ... Couch grass is called Quitch - A wealthy person is - Rich. To sew is to - Stitch - No ‘t-u-v’ - closest is Vetch! A Warlock’s counterpart is a - Witch - No ‘x-y-z’ word - so, To Wit - I shall end this poem with - ZIT! See picture of MATLACK! © - TKH.

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on June 22, 2011

And to all those itches lets add the one to apply to the egregious poet or punster: switch, as in hickory....

Seriously Tom, I always enjoy youyr musings...

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on June 15, 2011

The whole fam damly is a stitch and you can tell em I said so....

Dick

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 14, 2011

There's a glitch in your logic, now ain't that just a female dog? Patrick

Reviewed by D Johnson

this reads like something Dr. Suese might try to us enritch...(I know you used 'rich' but I had to be a smart ass.)

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Oh my....nice family I think...LOL but hell I love all of you guys...smoochessss

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Ma wants to grab my face and squeeze it cause its just too cute to pass up... I see that "tastelessness is kitsch", you should know as you have NO TASTE...Jerseeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Wanna see a big ZIT?

Look at Picture!

HO, HO, HO!!! No wonder dear old Ma always wants to grab his face, and squeeze it!!

PS: I guess he's gotten over his Seagull Phase, and now it appears he's in his Stool Pigeon Phase. (He must really love the new Ed Family Outhouse Reunions!)