This Alpha menagerie was concocted about 18 months ago, and buried - just found it ...

Hope you find some 'redeeming merit' therein!

INDUSTRIAL ‘ESPIONAGE’?

© - Tom Hyland - 7/31/11

Alpha Industry Listing at Left - Comments on Right.

Automobile - Phased itself out to Foreign Imports.
Banking - “Bailed Out” - then sent Our Money to China as Exports.

Chemical - Guilty for Years and Years of Air Pollution.
Dairy - Went from ‘Pasteurized’ to ‘Homogenized’ to ‘Steroidized Solution.

Electronics - “Sold Out’ Manufacturing - then ‘Service’ to other Nations.
Fast Food - ‘Additives’ and other ‘Un-Natural Ingredients’ - their Oblation.

Gold - ‘Off’ the Gold Standard Decades ago - now Corporate ‘Hoarding.’

Health-Care - A Really, Really, Really - ‘Sick Joke!’
Intelligence - Complete Reversal to ‘Stupidity’ - Ask any Folk!

Jewelry - Either Over-Priced, or Cheap Imported ‘Junk!’

Kewpie-Doll - Been defunct for ‘Many a Moon’ - Ask Betty Boop!
Legal - Crooks - Bail Bondsmen - Judges - Congress - how Low they Stoop!

Mortgage - “Foreclosures R Us” - should be their Motto!
Necromancy - Can’t Afford to even Die - Unless you Hit the Lotto!

Oil - Texaco, Exxon, and OPEC - Over-Charge ‘A Bushel and a Peck!’
Pornography - Available Anywhere and Everywhere - at your Call and Beck!

Quackery - Charlatans and ‘Snake Doctors’ - profusely Abound!
Rap - ‘Four-Letter Words’ and ‘Art of Noise’ - Pollute our Sound!

Salvation - Religious Radicals Rapidly Rising!

Telecommunications - Cell Phones Plastered to Every Ear - Hear me Now?
Usury - Congress and Credit Card Companies ‘Sock It To Us!’ - WOW!

Veterans - Two Stupid Wars - Producing Them in Boxes and Bags Galore!
Weight-Watchers - Diet Fads, Pills, Exercise Machines - Lose Money More!

X-Ray - Costs ‘Through the Roof’ - Take 20 More for Insurance Proof!

Yogurt - Multitudinous Varieties Available - Get yourself some ‘Culture!’
Zorro - Make the Sign of the ‘Z’ - and ZAP Each and Every Vulture!


© - TKH.