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This Alpha menagerie was concocted about 18 months ago, and buried - just found it ...
Hope you find some 'redeeming merit' therein!
INDUSTRIAL ‘ESPIONAGE’?
© - Tom Hyland - 7/31/11
Alpha Industry Listing at Left - Comments on Right.
Automobile - Phased itself out to Foreign Imports.
Banking - “Bailed Out” - then sent Our Money to China as Exports.
Chemical - Guilty for Years and Years of Air Pollution.
Dairy - Went from ‘Pasteurized’ to ‘Homogenized’ to ‘Steroidized Solution.
Electronics - “Sold Out’ Manufacturing - then ‘Service’ to other Nations.
Fast Food - ‘Additives’ and other ‘Un-Natural Ingredients’ - their Oblation.
Gold - ‘Off’ the Gold Standard Decades ago - now Corporate ‘Hoarding.’
Health-Care - A Really, Really, Really - ‘Sick Joke!’
Intelligence - Complete Reversal to ‘Stupidity’ - Ask any Folk!
Jewelry - Either Over-Priced, or Cheap Imported ‘Junk!’
Kewpie-Doll - Been defunct for ‘Many a Moon’ - Ask Betty Boop!
Legal - Crooks - Bail Bondsmen - Judges - Congress - how Low they Stoop!
Mortgage - “Foreclosures R Us” - should be their Motto!
Necromancy - Can’t Afford to even Die - Unless you Hit the Lotto!
Oil - Texaco, Exxon, and OPEC - Over-Charge ‘A Bushel and a Peck!’
Pornography - Available Anywhere and Everywhere - at your Call and Beck!
Quackery - Charlatans and ‘Snake Doctors’ - profusely Abound!
Rap - ‘Four-Letter Words’ and ‘Art of Noise’ - Pollute our Sound!
Salvation - Religious Radicals Rapidly Rising!
Telecommunications - Cell Phones Plastered to Every Ear - Hear me Now?
Usury - Congress and Credit Card Companies ‘Sock It To Us!’ - WOW!
Veterans - Two Stupid Wars - Producing Them in Boxes and Bags Galore!
Weight-Watchers - Diet Fads, Pills, Exercise Machines - Lose Money More!
X-Ray - Costs ‘Through the Roof’ - Take 20 More for Insurance Proof!
Yogurt - Multitudinous Varieties Available - Get yourself some ‘Culture!’
Zorro - Make the Sign of the ‘Z’ - and ZAP Each and Every Vulture!
© - TKH.
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