Bro Peewee & Cuz Me have already sent 'Donations' on their way -
Anyone who has a Heart, and an extra scooper, shovel, snow shovel, plastic bags, practice poop - whatever - please 'Pay It Forward' to the Jersey Barrens 'Scooper Baron'!
Pursuant to Ma ED’s Most Excellent Idea -
And PEEWEE’s Most Excellent Poem -
My Humble Contribution Follows:
‘THE PLAN’
PEEWEE ... yer Ma is One Smart Cookie! What a Great Idea!
TO: Knave Matchless Matlack -
'Pooper Scooper Extraordinaire' -
THE PLAN ...
1. Get some FREE plastic bags - Everybody and his brother saves them from
their trips for groceries. I can send a couple hundred, if needed.
2. Get ONE customer - set up schedule - Once or Twice per week - SCOOP!
Get Hand-Written Testimonial as to Great Service - Copy, Print,
Distribute.
3. Canvass Neighborhoods, block by block. Sign up more Customers.
SCOOP!
4. Delegate or Stagnate! As business grows, must Expand, just like the
'Mowing' Services do. Hire Kids to do the Scooping - Multiply yourself.
they do the work, get paid a stipend, and yew Scoop the 'Cream' off
the Top!
5. Think of this business like a 'Paper Route' - must be Dedicated, have
7-Day Service - Plan for 'Rain-Dates' - 'Soft n 'Mushy' don't Scoop so
good!
6. Once the Money is rolling in, Buy First 'Spot-A-Pot' - build Second
service business - 'Catering' (term used loosely) to Wealthier clients
who have Big 'Cook-Outs' - 'BBQ's' - 'Garden Parties' - et cetera.
7. Buy Second 'Spot-A-Pot' - expand business - yer 'On yer Way' Now!
8. Within one Year, will probably be able to Pay for Homemade TV ads -
That Cherubic Face - with that Wonderful Hat - and a Sub-Title ...
I checked out a service that has franchises on the internet & WOULD actually be pretty interested in that...I love animals & you all know I love poop...LOL...Jurseeeeeeeeeeey
You've brought another tear to my eye, Cuz. What a Caring Soul and Friend and Relative you truly are! I'm sending him a box of Pooper Scooper Bags and and a batch of extremely Fresh Poop to practice on!
And you've even got Mean Tall Woman all misty-eyed now, so she's donating some of her sturdy Rubber Litter Box Cleaning Gloves to THE CAUSE!!
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Chip Bergeron
And you've even got Mean Tall Woman all misty-eyed now, so she's donating some of her sturdy Rubber Litter Box Cleaning Gloves to THE CAUSE!!