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YOU DIRTY #$%^&())(*^%$$ !
EVER SAY SOMETHING YOU REGRETTED AFTERWARDS?
TRY CUSSIN' NICELY ...
YOUR 'NOSE' MAY THANK YOU!
(not gettin' Poked in it!).
The PIC? ... 'Sticks n' Stones may break my Bones but, Words will never hurt me!"
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Cussin’ Nicely ?
© - Tom Hyland - 9/10/11
I can’t stand that ‘Floozie!’
She’s a - female dog in heat!
And he is even worse ...
It’s a shame that - his parents weren’t married.
She’s a - ‘Woman of the night!’
‘Street-Walker’ - a word that rhymes with - But - or More!
Muck - is a Dirty word - Filth, or Distasteful -
Can we just substitute? I don’t give a MUCK!
‘You are a - Split-Expletive!’
Matlack is a - Flibbertigibbet!
A ‘John’ is a guy who frequents - Fleshpots!
Rich men have - ‘Courtesans.’
He has an - Oedipus Complex!
Doesn’t that sound nicer?
She’s a Freaking Swearword!
You’re full of - Bull-Defecation!
So - if you want a Reference ...
To use in Deference ...
Avoid ‘Nasty’ words - be Polite!
Substitute ‘Nicer’ ones - perhaps avoid a Fight?
© - TKH.
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Chip Bergeron
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.