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ODE TO A 'POT-HEAD'
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'FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES ONLY!'

"THE PAIN IN SPAIN IS MAINLY IN THE GROIN!"

ACTUALLY ...

'PAIN IN THE ARSE' IS WOT HE BE'S!


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ODE to A ‘POT-HEAD’


© - Tom Hyland - 2/25/12


Up in the Joisey Barrens
Not far from Route Forty -
Lives a Denizen Devil -
In a RV quite Sporty...


‘For Medicinal Purposes Only’
Is probably what he would Say -
“I only use it when Necessary -
To take the Pain Away!”


Here’s a little Gift
I hope you will Enjoy -
Load yer Pipe n’ Smoke It -
Become a ‘Bouncin’ Baby Boy’!


© - TKH.


‘Cause I is a Good Cuz!



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 Reviews of "ODE TO A 'POT-HEAD'"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 4, 2012
Don't have any idea who you are writing about. This guy must have a lot of issues to be your cousin. Are you kissing cousins?

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 3, 2012
Wow - Lots of Odes being penned these days. In fact I think I Owe You an Ode for Oding Saint Pee Wee. I think my next Ode Will Be 'Ode To Good Old Cuz Cur.'

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
Cute poem
think Ed has a rep??
maybe?

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 2, 2012
If I had real medicine,
Then I would not have to commit the sin,
Of smoking the smokable weed,
That is grown from a small seed,
Something I find, but not to often, that I really do need...

Thank you dear cousin Cur,
You may have in the past ruffled my fur,
But with this gift you did send,
Of all the ruffling & bitching,
You did herein with this pipe, mend...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey


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