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FRACTURED GRAMMAR ?
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THE GOODLY ... THE BADLY ... THE UGLY ...

PARADIGM ?

HERE IS 'LINK' FOR SHIRT ...

http://www.zazzle.com/ineptocracy_definition_t_shirt-235129279586191807

OR ... JUST 'GOOGLE' THE WORD ...


I DUNNO ...
YOU DUNNO ...
HE/SHE/IT DUNNO!


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FRACTURED GRAMMAR

© - Tom Hyland - 12/4/12

Some ‘Stuff’ you Never were Taught ...

Conjugation of Verbs:

Bring - Brang - Brung ...
Think -Thank - Thunk ...
Skink - Skank - Skunk ...

Adjunctive Adjectives:

Good - Better - Most Goodest ...
Bad - Worser - Most Worsest ...
Best - Bester - Most Bestest ...

Admirable Adverbs:

Very - Verily - Most Veryest ...
Frankly - Franklier - Most Frankest ...
Happily - Happilier - Most Happiliest ...

Nominative Nouns:

Knuckle - Knuckle-Down - Knucklehead ...
Uncle - Carbuncle - Busuncle ...
Ant - Antic - Anticodon ...

Promiscuous Pronouns:

He - His - Hisself ...
She - Her - Herself ...
It - Its - Itself ...

Ironic Interjection: ... DUH ...

© - TKH.
 

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 Reviews of "FRACTURED GRAMMAR ?"
Reviewed by S. Tucker
Reviewed on December 5, 2012
Such fun, Tom. I especially liked 'Knuckle - knuckle-down - knucklehead'. Whodathunk? Wouldn't the nuns love it? And I must agree about the shirt. I need to buy a dozen of them.

Reviewed by Keith Rowley
Reviewed on December 4, 2012
Tom - I LOVE that T-Shirt - I MUST get one!

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on December 4, 2012
Tom:

You soitainly have a way with woids...

Chip

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 4, 2012
You do Fractured Grammar Most Bestest!


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