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Wacky Andy Turner's Latest Poem,

Pussy Teressa's Fate!!

“I GOTS DA POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Not a creature was stirring,
At Booger Castle in Britain.
Piker and Teressa were asleep too,
They were now smitten.

They had decided to spend the night,

On their way to old Jingly Manor.

They slept here in ecstasy,

Cuddled in a SPLAT banner.

As dawn slowly approached,

Lady ABC suddenly stirred.

“Something’s not right,

Something’s quite absurd.”

She quickly rose from her bed,

And raced off through the rooms.

She counted each one of her guests,

Than her voice echoed and boomed.

“I count 27 heads

Asleep in my house.

The alphabet’s only 26,

Who’s the friggin extra mouth?

“I will not tolerate

This violation of my ABC rules.

Who dared bring in another?

Who’s the Bug-Headed Fool?”

Piker the Striker excitedly jumped up,

Proudly showing the Lady his new cat.

She was outraged beyond belief,

“We shall see about that!”

Lady ABC grabbed a gigantic fly swatter

Crustily hanging on the booger encrusted wall,

And she smacked Piker over the head,

Very forcefully - and very dead - did he fall.

“Breakfast will be served promptly,

In the dining hall at Seven.

We’re back to 26, my Lovelies,

We’re back in ABC Heaven!

“Throw Piker’s body in the swamp,

And bring me back some crickets.

My appetite this morning,

Is absolutely wicked!

“And Welcome to Booger Castle,

Teressa the Shapeshifting Cat.

Report to Viler, after breakfast,

For your first lesson in Splat!”

As Lady ABC merrily strolled back to her room,

Delightedly flinging boogers at every bug in sight,

Teressa, the broken hearted Shapeshifting Cat,

Crept away from the castle in dawn’s early light.

With her new love now gone,

She saw no reason to linger,

The Lady’s new ABC head count at breakfast,

Should be quite an unappetizing Zinger!

To Be Continued…

Alas, it appears Teressa the Cat is once again Tom less, or should we say Piker less.

Will she now report back to B.U.G. Headquarters?

And will Mr. Piddles welcome her back?

Her newly acquired knowledge of the interior layout of Booger Castle could prove quite useful.

But then again, who could possibly stomach walking about in that place?

Muu Haa Haaa, indeed!

Can the diabolical Lady ABC ever be stopped?

And will Merry Michelle ever be able to potty train the new Baboon Beast in her life?

He has turned out to be quite the savage, as many of you know.

And, will the intrepid James Blond soon be forced to drink -

A Booger Flavored Milk Shake – shaken, not stirred?

Please stay tuned.

A Joint Intercontinental Venture of the Andy and Eddie Show.