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Entree

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, September 7, 2004


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Entrée


 


For Katy Walsvik’s Limerick Challenge


 


 


 


I once knew a man who climbed hills

Reaching the top was his ultimate thrill

But he climbed the wrong way


 


And became a dinner entrée


 


And they now call him Rump Roasted Bill 


 



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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 10, 2004
Oh you are the King!!

Love it!!

Love Tinky!!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
lolol

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Ed...grrrreat...now its my turn to dedicate one to you dear poet.
THERE ONCE WAS A ADVENTUROUS CHAP NAMED ED
WHOSE LOVE FOR ANIMALS WAS CONSTANTLY FED
ON KNOWING THEY WERE DRY AND KEPT SAFE
IN A CERTAIN OLD ANIMAL SHELTER TREE PLACE
NOW HIS WIFES GOT HIM LIVING IN THE SHED...



Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Top drawer, old boy!
You had me grinnin' ear to ear...and
that's a wide one...ha!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Hot Diggity, Lil Eddie.... this is dandy! The punch line had me roaring... thank you for playing. hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed on September 7, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--hee hee

oh, look, a buffet LOL

you're too much--and i love you for it

(((((HUGS))))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Good one Ed.

Reviewed by Amira van Kerk (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Sweet write!
Good appetite.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
cute

Reviewed by Mari Laureano (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
**LMAO**

clever, clever...

love&light,
**Mari**

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Dear Ed,

Excellent !! great limerick.

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed on September 7, 2004
LOL too funny, my friend! Thanks for the giggles today! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Thanks for your sweet review on my story about Ronee'; it is much appreciated, friend! :D

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
... or was it a butt-munch brunch?! Sounds tasty, although it puts into sharp perspective what we carnivores choose to chomp our choppers on... never did like the sound of ox-tail soup! What a gas! I'll have to get my brain round this challenge, although looks like you've already conquered to me, you culture-vulture! Kestrel Kate xx

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
aren't limericks like this grand?

sueb

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Blimey wot did Tigger say??

I can't think why you chose the name Bill.....

PS Pinky Tinky has blown her hard drive, so will be off line for a bit..

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Ed your limerick and pic is a delight to read
pasting my puss with a wide grin! Thank you lil eddie!;-)

Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Ha ha..this was great, I loved the picture Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Good one!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
LOL cute write :-)

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
HA!!! Challenge mastered I would say.

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
LOL...always a great joke happening on your page. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Ed,
I pray the KING doesn't use that grade of meat.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
Slick and homourous , Ed...
Prefer roast beef...with roast potatoes and onion...Lol
Peter

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
As always the consummate sicko for my morning laugh...Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on September 7, 2004
LOL! Wonderfully humorous this morning Ed!

Lisa

Reviewed on September 7, 2004
:)...cute!



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