“May your trick and treat be complete,

And give you all you need to eat,

And may you always have something
to howl about…”

                                 AD Author Eileen Tiger Lily

“Who can resist a good party?!”

                               AD Author Kate Burnside

PLEASE BEHAVE OKAY!!!!!!!”

                                AD Author Tinka Boukes

“Me want candy…Yummy…”

                                AD Author Ed Matlack

My Annual Halloween Party

Was a Bloody Ghoulish Success

My friends always say

That my shindig’s the best

Everyone wore freaky costumes

We all howled at the moon

But for me Halloween night

Always ends way too soon

We all ate and drank heartily

We danced to the Monster Mash

But this mornin I’m feelin like hell

And man oh man is my house trashed

My wife’s sick as a dog in our bed

She won’t make it in to work today

And I bet she’s lyin there thinkin

For this party he’s really gonna pay

I must have put too much vodka

In my Wicked Witches Brew

And added too many hot peppers

To my famous Devils Chili Stew

My head hurts like hell

I’ve got an awful gut ache

My eyes are real blood shot

And I still can’t think straight

I just discovered a vomit trail

Leadin down my darkened halls

I really can’t remember doin that

But I don’t think it’s Old Kitty’s hairballs

I guess I should try to get up and check

Our spare room for any passed out guests

But I really hate disturbin my pets

Since they’re too scared to come out yet

And to make matters even worse

I raided the Halloween candy

I can’t believe I ate it all

Now isn’t that just friggin dandy

But I just noticed one giant piece

That I must have somehow missed

And to think that just a few hours ago

All those damn sweets brought so much bliss

I sure hope we’re not out of aspirin this mornin

I could really use some Pepto Bismal too

God how I already miss bloody Halloween

The day after always makes me so damned blue

©2004, Eddie ‘Hound Dog’ Kostro