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The Polar Bear Club

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, December 28, 2004


Poem Artwork
-->                                        An Invitation for our friend,

Britiku Champion Andy Turner,

Who Thought Chicago was located

On a tiny river in the middle of America.

                       




 

 

The Polar Bear Club Swim will soon be here,

Please join us to ring in the Happy New Year!

 

Why not start 2005 on an adventurous note?

You really don’t even have to know how to float.

 

Just show up at Noon on New Year’s Day,

It’s tons of fun – what else can I say?

 

I missed last year because of a nasty cold,

But I can’t miss this year since I’m getting old.

 

This is my invitation to a British chap named Little Andy,

One dip into this 35 degree lake, and you’ll feel dandy!

 

 This event takes place every year in Chicago,

Now matter how hard the Arctic wind blows.


 

Here are the details:
 
New Year’s Day Swim
 
What:  Polar Bear Swim in Lake Michigan on New Year's Day
When:  New Year's Day at Noon
Where:  North Avenue Beach, near the boat house

How Much $:  FREE!

Why:  Carpe Diem!

Ring in the New Year with a splash and set an adventurous tone for the upcoming year.

Polar Bears meet at North Avenue Beach near the north end of the beach house at Noon.

 

Wear your swimsuit under your warm clothing.  We'll all disrobe together; then we'll run into the water together; get wet; run back out; and get dressed VERY quickly.

 

You'll be extremely cold for about 5 minutes total, probably spending less than 30 seconds actually in the water, unless you really want more!

 

Spectators welcome.

Rules:


1.  Swimsuits only, no nudity (it's a family event) and no wetsuits (that's cheating).
2.  Swimmers must go all the way under the water before coming out to be ‘official.’ 
3.  No whining! 

Once you’re dressed, you can head home to your cozy warm shower. (No warm showers available at the boat house.)

Fine Print:  While some participants or spectators are medical professionals, there is no official medical support on site.  Participate only if you are willing and able.  Like anything, there is probably some risk, so if you have medical considerations please check with your doctor before participating. 


No need to sign up, just show up at Noon on New Year's Day.

 

Lake Michigan Facts

 

Lake Michigan, the second largest Great Lake by volume, with just under 1,180 cubic miles of water, is the only Great Lake entirely within the United States.

 

Approximately 118 miles wide and 307 miles long, Lake Michigan has more than 1,600 miles of shoreline.

 

Averaging 279 feet in depth, the lake reaches 925 feet at its deepest point.

 

The lake's northern tier is in the colder, less developed upper Great Lakes region, while its more temperate southern basin contains the Milwaukee and Chicago metropolitan areas.

 

The drainage basin, approximately twice as large as the 22,300 square miles of surface water, includes portions of Illinois, Indiana, Michigan and Wisconsin.

 

Water Temperature ranges from 67-68 Degrees in July to a balmy 34-35 Degrees in January.

 

Andy, hope to see you on New Year’s Day!


 

And Anyone Else Who Wants to Take The Plunge!


 I really can’t stay (Baby, it’s cold outside)
I’ve got to go ‘way (Baby, it’s cold outside)
The evening has been (I’ve been hopin’ that you’d drop in)
So very nice (I’ll hold your hand, they’re just like ice) 



 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 



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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 30, 2004
No shot of whiskey as you emerge from the water? ($1.00 each)
No hot chocolate stands for the chilled spectators? ($.50 a mug)
Not even a helpful vendor with a traveling oven to keep clothes warm? ($1.00 per shirt, pants, shoes, coat... socks are warmed free) hehe

Aha!! I could make a killing on that beach! (grin) Wheeeeeee!
Thank you for the invitation... I'll stick with the sauna method... katy xox.

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on December 29, 2004
tbanks for the write, Ed, but i'll carpe diem here in our long-awaited warming trend down South...

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
You guys are brave, Edward. I might consider it if you'd loosen up that one rule and allow whining.

Bob H

Reviewed on December 28, 2004
(((ed)))

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR! i'd be seizing more than the day BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

you're much braver than i...have fun, my thoughts will be with you!

cute poem and invitation

((((HUGS)))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Karen Chalfant (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
Sounds interesting but too cold! It's an interesting tradition though. Enjoyed the write...

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
To paraphrase a famous writer:
"Every once in awhile (like once a century),
I get the urge to dive into Lake Michigan...
but then I lie down in front of my fireplace...
and the urge passes."

Reviewed on December 28, 2004
They are freakin' NUTz! BRRRR!!

fun write, though; enjoyed! Thanks for sharing! Also loved the artwork! Well done!

Happy New Knees to you too, as my second older sister, Kitty, used to say! LOL May 2005 be your best year EVER!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
I see it every year... on tv;-) and every year I shiver...
you are brave Ed, but I love this info/write which you always
share so much. Though I lived near the lake at one time, i didn't
remember the statistics. thanks for the info! Happy New Year!Eileen

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
What's there to whinge about - it's like that UK ALL the year round!! I thought it was just mad dogs and Englishmen who did this kind of thing - oh?! It is?! Of course, Ed, it's you... that explains a lot! You rock and rule the waves, Big Guy! Don't go gettin exposure now - as you said, it is a family event...!! And, BTW - thanx but no thanx: no hard feelings, eh?! LOL Karibbean Kate xx

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
great idea but i'm a sissy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
Cool idea and package Eddie!!

Happy New year Buddy!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
Got a cold just thinking about it. Have fun you polar nuts.

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
I guess a cold dip with a polar bear is a lot more fun, than
taking a cold shower. LOL! Excellent write, Ed, and thanks
for the encouragement. Evelyn

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
Enjoy you frigid dip, Ed! You are one live wire!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
LOL, Ed, How could he refuse such an enticing invitation and challenge. I watch "the event" from the comfort of my living room where I am warm and dry and ponder the question...WHY??
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
When I was about twenty I might have joined them. Come to think of it I did fall in the River on New Year's in Richmond. I think I will observe who would feed my babies if I die of pnemonia? Sounds interesting though.

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
Dear Ed,

Thanks for the lovely invite, sounds so very promising... but on second thoughts... I think I'll give it a miss.

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
HUH you blighter, it's taken two years for that card.

Needle naddle noo, that waters warm, I thank you through and through..

I never knew Chicargo had a lake. Just wind, and a film.

I thought it was near New Mexico, not so north..(Thinks..Am I stupid.Nope he's moved it, blighter. clever trick.)

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
Enjoyed this Ed, I actually watched this event on TV last year and almost froze in the warmth of my home!!

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2004
What a brave person to join in this swim!!! Being a freeze baby, I will pass. :) But, I love to watch this.


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