Hello Uncle Erik - Hello Mighty Thunder God Thor
Well here I am – at the Viking Summer Camp’s door
And it's very - entertaining
They say we'll have some fun - if it stops raining

I went hiking - with my cousin Leif Erik
He was bitten by a snake – now he’s in hysterics
You remember – skinny Sven Skinner
Well he just got boiled up – for our dinner

Take me home, oh Erik and Thor
Please take me home, I hate it here
Don't leave me, out in this forest
Where I might get eaten by a bear-ear

All the old timers - hate the come laters
And the yucky green lake - has alligators
And the Viking Camp Director - wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called - Ulysses

Take me home, I promise I will not, make noise
Or mess Bilkskirner’s halls with Viking boys
Oh please don't make me stay
I've already been here - one whole day

And I don't want - to-oo scare ya
But my best friend - has malaria
You remember – Ulgaard Johaardy
They're about to organize a searching party

Dearest Thor – Dearest Uncle Erik
How's my precious – brother Yerik
Let me come home - if you miss me
I’ll even let Aunt Jarnsaxa - hug and kiss me

Take me home, I promise I will not, make noise
Or mess Bilkskirner’s halls with Viking boys
Oh please don't make me stay
I've already been here - one whole day

Wait a minute! - It's stopped storming
Kids are raiding - kids are swarming
Sacking villages - gee that's better
Erik and Thor – kindly disregard this letter

Thanks,

katy xxx

”Ay! It's my turn to pillage!”