“Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}”

Who Let The Dogs Out

Baha Men

The big day had finally arrived

Canine Wrestle Mania was here

As my pets and I gathered around

I grabbed some munchies and a beer

Newly arrived Goofball had challenged

Reigning champ – Turbo the Terminator

Most of my pets and I had quickly agreed

That young Goofball might regret this later

Good old Buddy the ever honest tabby

Had graciously agreed to be the referee

This was a ‘No Holds Barred’ Match

And we all placed our bets excitedly

Gigantic Champion Turbo the Terminator

Quickly maneuvered Goofball to the floor

And he soon had him in a deadly choke hold

Everyone in the crowd jumped up and roared

But just as things were really getting exciting

We heard my wife’s key in the front door lock

So everyone in the crowd quickly ran for cover

Knowing Merciless Mistress heads would knock

This Match was unfortunately postponed

And just when it was getting really good too

I was even scheduled to take on the winner

So now all my wrestling fan pets are quite blue

In every communal society of critters

There can be only one Alpha Male Supreme

But even the Alpha Male knows when to hide

When the Alpha Female begins to howl and scream

©2005, Eddie ‘The Cowardly Cur’ Kostro