“The dragons flew from Cookieville

The Moldies danced with glee

And sang a song of triumph

Sweetly..........Evilly”

From a Poem By Evil Queen A Pax,

The Darkest Hour of Sweetest Power

Thank God my hounds had now returned

They soon sniffed treachery in the setting sun

And Thank God that I was this year’s humble host

Of The First Annual Intergalactic Ogre Convention

Just as I opened the very gala festivities

A swarm of evil dragons came swooping in

And atop each winged demon rode a Moldy Cookie

Yet another attack by Cookieville was about to begin

My friends and I swiftly raced to the battle tower

I was so very glad that they were all right here

And with this valiant company of ogres by my side

I knew in my heart and soul that I had nothing to fear

First there was Steel Beak the Magnificent Metal Ogre

Who happened to hail from the distant planet of Minerve

On his home world the moldier the food the better he liked it

So he began picking off these Moldy Riders like hors d’oeuvres

Then there was Captain Vaporizer the Very Valiant

Who hailed from the very distant galaxy of Valinium

As the evil dragons came swooping in by the dozens

He flared his nostrils and sucked our attackers right in

We were also in the company of Toad Tongue Traxilius

He hailed from the subtropical world of Bizzaromandily

Traxilius stood as tall as the mountains we now battled in

And he began slurping up these cookie dragons with glee

Finally standing so gallantly by our side throughout the battle

Was a very dear old friend of mine named Lizard Lazarius Ogre

Who scooped up Moldies threatening to flatten them like pancakes

So most of them told us what we needed to know before it was over

“It was all A Pax’s idea…Honest…”

Alas the fiendish cookie queen was behind this attack

But none of us were very surprised by this horrific news

It seems that even ogres from the far reaches of the universe

Have to deal with extremely wicked and deceptive queens too

But I’ll get by with a little help from my friends
I’ll still be around with a little help from my friends
This ogre’s gonna try with a little help from my friends

“Please Pass the Milk, Steel Beak the Magnificent,

And One of those Scrumptious Hors d’oeuvres!”

Dunk, Chomp, Slurp, BUUUURP…

©2006, Ogre Ed, Humble Host of The First Annual Intergalactic Ogre Convention