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Monday, July 10, 2006

A Balanced Diet

Is a Cookie in Each Hand

Then Two in the Mouth

The Cookie Monster

Disclaimer:

This is strictly an educational poem.

Any similarities between this poem and the current war being waged by an evil queen against an innocent ogre are purely coincidental.

Thank You.

I wouldn�t want the queen to think I�m �double posting� on her; that just wouldn�t be right.

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Reviewed by K. Mulroney

Reviewed on July 25, 2006

lol! Do you have strange things living in your head?? You are to much!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on July 11, 2006

Do you have any with double cream? ;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 11, 2006

LOL!!

Thanks for the smile!!

You Cookie monster YOU!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

Hhhhmmmm What else could the cookie monster mean but that you're holding a meeting with your 'cookie eating' team?

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

ROFL

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

awwwww now you brought in big blue cookie monsterWhat are we to think now! I soon will say A Pox on A Pax (and all ogre's)

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

LOL

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

smile

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

Sweets for the sweet Ed!!
Fun reading when you're around.
Susan

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

chuckle

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

Can't think straight as my tummy's rumbling!
Quick, where are my Oreo cookies!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

The more you dig, the more you dig yourself a grave...;) Ed

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

This takes the biscuit!

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

now there's a diet to die for! ;-)
peace,
carolyn

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

You Only Need to Reform, Half Human - Half Ogre Queen, and life could be very blissful - for both of us.

Got Milk??!!

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

A DIET OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To poor innocent, thinking, feeling, speaking, hissing, and dancing cookies! Be they choclate chip, peanut, sugar, rum balls, oreos, wafers, crackers..........

oh no
I am probably making you hungry now!!!

and double post
ha
you threatened to TRIPLE POST ON ME

oh ED.........lets be friends......just genuflect, repeat the I belive in Cookie Rigts Oath.......
and lets get on wit life

Gooooooooood Queen A PAX
PAX FOR PEACE
NOT PIECE!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

LOL!!!! Cute dig, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

you rock, CookieMonster!!!!

Susan

Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)

Reviewed on July 10, 2006

Sooooooooooo great. I like this short sweet poem

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