Some Try Very Hard
To Make the World Believe
That We Cookie Ogres
Have No Respect
For Cookies or Milk
But We Have Always
Kept Their Best Interests
At Heart
And We Assure You
We Always Will
©2006, Ogre Ed
This Poetic Advertisement
Was Paid For and Sponsored
By the International Association
Of Cookie Ogres
Please Note:
Both the Container of Milk
And The Cookie Pictured Above
Volunteered
For This Advertisement
They Were Not Coerced
In Any Way
Our New Ad Campaign
Defending Ourselves
From Scandalous Lies
Will Soon Be Seen
In Newspapers and Magazines
All Across Cookieville
And Very Soon
All Across the Globe
Thanks Very Much
Joy
You and Anita are so damn good in doing this!!
Love Tinka
Thank you Ed!
Sandie May Angel :o)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Sorry! I had to do that...heck I'm a marketing guru. It's what i do best!!!
Love it!
Susan
We have it on good authority....via Ms Mighty Red.......with actual, undoctored footage.......that these two did NOT
SURVE
THE
PHOTO SHOOT
They perished..........along with the diabetic shark who went into a coma and could not move.......breathe........and he drowned
sad sad sad
sniff
You are lower than seaweed Ogre Ed........all this........just to sustain your addiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give up the fight Ed
We believe in your Goodness......its down there some place.....deep
burp it up.....fart it out.........and take a deep breath.......feel the cleansing of air
eat air Ed........eat air
I am running out of Goodness!!!
lol
pax
gqap
These Ads are very costly, and this is just the first one - of at least a dozen. We have to defend ourselves, no matter the cost. And whatever you can collect, will truly be appreciated.
PS If you look up, the Queen lies again. Both the container of milk, and this cookie were airlifted to safety - that shark went hungry.
And by her own admission, she is 'running out of goodness.' Now, we're finally getting somewhere!
" No News is Good News "...and " There is no such thing as Bad Publicity "....
These maxims will be put to the full test I strongly suspect, as I would anticipate a Cookie Counter Attack by the Lady of the Dough ( Dollars )...:)...to retake the high moral and leavened ground that befits a regal Queen, who would know her cookies and milk, even in a
darkened room !!!
Wait and see her Publicity Machine Go !!!
Love it !
Peter
Susan