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Down The Hatch

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Monday, July 10, 2006


Poem Artwork

Some Try Very Hard


 


To Make the World Believe


 


That We Cookie Ogres


 


Have No Respect


 


For Cookies or Milk


 


 


But We Have Always


 


Kept Their Best Interests


 


At Heart


 


And We Assure You


 


We Always Will


 


 


 


©2006, Ogre Ed


 


 


 


This Poetic Advertisement


 


Was Paid For and Sponsored


 


By the International Association


 


Of Cookie Ogres


 


 


Please Note:


 


Both the Container of Milk


And The Cookie Pictured Above


Volunteered


For This Advertisement


They Were Not Coerced


In Any Way


 


 


Our New Ad Campaign


 


Defending Ourselves


 


From Scandalous Lies


 


Will Soon Be Seen


 


In Newspapers and Magazines


 


All Across Cookieville


 


 


And Very Soon


 


All Across the Globe


 


 


 


Thanks Very Much


 


 


 


 


 



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Reviewed by Joy Marsh
Reviewed on July 12, 2006
Ed, I really enjoyed this on this gloomy and rainy day. Fun and very creative!!

Joy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 12, 2006
Hehehehehehe with due respect thank you Eddie!!


You and Anita are so damn good in doing this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on July 12, 2006
I will always like cookies. I'm a cookie ogre too!

Thank you Ed!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 11, 2006
(snicker)


Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 11, 2006
keep 'em coming

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 11, 2006
Seems we have to really watch our milk and cookies these days! There seems to be more going on then just shark attacks. :-)

Reviewed on July 11, 2006
Fun! Well done, Ogre Ed; enjoyed this 'un! Yummo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on July 11, 2006
Fantastic. Well done Ed.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Yum yum!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Leave it to that guy from England to side with the ogre...as usual they ain't got a hair over there...;) As for the expense of this advertisement, I heard you were a non-fundable ogrezation...ed

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
you must be gaining weight ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
I'm ready for the straightjacket. I know I commented on this poem earlie.methinks the ogre and the queen are out to confuse the populace with advertisement!hahaha we shall see!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
~~~~ This is a paid advertisement~~~

Sorry! I had to do that...heck I'm a marketing guru. It's what i do best!!!

Love it!
Susan

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Wonderful. If you don't have any milk to go with your cookies after you die, you know you've gone to the 'other' place...

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
The family of those two models, pints of milk, tiny creamers, cookie crumbs and sample packs were held hostage while those two unfortunates, were humilitated, tortured... and had their life put in peril, peril.....due to jaws........and the effects of salt water on their consitutions.......

We have it on good authority....via Ms Mighty Red.......with actual, undoctored footage.......that these two did NOT
SURVE
THE
PHOTO SHOOT

They perished..........along with the diabetic shark who went into a coma and could not move.......breathe........and he drowned
sad sad sad
sniff

You are lower than seaweed Ogre Ed........all this........just to sustain your addiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give up the fight Ed

We believe in your Goodness......its down there some place.....deep
burp it up.....fart it out.........and take a deep breath.......feel the cleansing of air

eat air Ed........eat air

I am running out of Goodness!!!
lol
pax
gqap

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Stick to your guns or cookies. LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Thanks, Andy, Old Chum!



These Ads are very costly, and this is just the first one - of at least a dozen. We have to defend ourselves, no matter the cost. And whatever you can collect, will truly be appreciated.

PS If you look up, the Queen lies again. Both the container of milk, and this cookie were airlifted to safety - that shark went hungry.

And by her own admission, she is 'running out of goodness.' Now, we're finally getting somewhere!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
ED I'll talk to Matt. See if we can have a collection to get you the help required... Hang on in there buddy. You'll be alright.....Honest.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
Methinks Ogre Ed is utilizing the power of the spoken, written and projected word to very good effect here in the continuing saga of Cookieville..

" No News is Good News "...and " There is no such thing as Bad Publicity "....

These maxims will be put to the full test I strongly suspect, as I would anticipate a Cookie Counter Attack by the Lady of the Dough ( Dollars )...:)...to retake the high moral and leavened ground that befits a regal Queen, who would know her cookies and milk, even in a
darkened room !!!

Wait and see her Publicity Machine Go !!!

Love it !

Peter

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on July 10, 2006
I'm loving these poetic advertisements, Ogie...I hope you don't mind me getting friendly here...All you need now is a public service announcement!

Susan


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