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Princess Anita's Regal Family

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Wednesday, July 19, 2006


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DPS Comic Books


Is Proud to Announce


The Fourth New Member


Of Our New Comic Family


 


 


“Imagination will often carry us,


To worlds that never were.


But without it,


We Go Nowhere.”


 


Carl Sagan


 


 


 


- Intro -


 


They say it all started


One Christmas long ago


Princess Anita was ecstatic


She had longed for this gift so


 


Santa Claus had brought the princess


A tiny tiny oven and baking accessories


Princess Anita spent the next several days


Baking scrumptious little cookies with glee


 


But something rather odd happened a few weeks later


And it started worrying her parents the King and Queen so


Princess Anita had become strangely attached to her creations


They were now in every room in the castle covered with mold


 


For some reason the princess had decided that these cookies


Were actually all part of the kingdom’s extended royal family


And she simply wouldn’t let any of the castle staff remove them


Since each and every day she talked to her ‘family’ very lovingly


 


“Good Morning, Auntie Gingerbread,


How are you and my dear cousins today?


After we all have some tea and biscuits,


Perhaps we’ll all attend tonight’s royal play.”


 


“Good Evening, Royal Prince Macadamia Nut,


Any news today of our royal fleet of brave cookie ships?


I just know they shall return soon from their explorations,


Under the very fine leadership of Commodore Chocolate Chip.”


 


The King and Queen are a little concerned about Anita


They’ve tried to convince her it’s probably just a fantasy


But each time they do the princess throws a royal tantrum


Racing about the castle comforting everyone in her royal family


 


Several years have now come and gone in the kingdom’s stone castle


And Princess Anita still cherishes all her cookies that now grow very old


These days she often dreams of one day meeting a noble Prince Charming


Who will lovingly accept each of her royal relatives so regally attired in mold


 


 


©2006, DPS Comics


 


 


Lovely Princess Anita


And Her Entire Royal Cookie Family


Have Graciously Accepted Our Invitation


To Sail With Us on the DPS Ghost Cruise


 


They’ll be greeting passengers


Every afternoon in the Ship’s Galley


Where they’ll all be signing


First Edition Collector’s Copies


Of her exciting new DPS comic line


And, as an added bonus,


Singing ‘We Are Family’


 


 


 


 


 

 


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Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Princess Anita and her Royal Family will provide the GREAT TASTE and prevent the other entertainment from going CRUMBY! We shall bow to her greatness, and provide as many ZIPLOCS as she requires! I'll bring my Pillsbury DOUGHBOY COOKIE JAR...just in case!

PLEASE BRING YOUR

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2006
Hmmm I think this one will make the orge hungry :-)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on July 21, 2006
A cute and a happy read,good one!

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on July 20, 2006
She's bringing the entire family??? Will there be enough 'dough'?

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
In the Sun it read. The prince was estatic
Princess Anita lost her knicker elastic.
And now he's alway's at it.
The reporter saw it all from the attic...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
keep 'em coming

Reviewed on July 19, 2006
LOL, Ed, sounds delightful! God save the Queen!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Your ship...ain't gonna roll like the Royal Caribbean ship did yesterday, is it? If so, gonna have to bring my anti-seasickness pills and bracelets *burp* LOL

Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Wonderful done! Just wish we could watch the "royal tantrum" once! :)
B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Yes your honor this is a fine offering!!

Royal Love Tinky

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Ohhhhhhhh
so now I am a looney tune, only child with imaginary cookie relations??????? At least I treat my cookie friends good and don't eat them......You know whats funny, ironic........I was an only child till the age of 8, I have 3 step sisters......oh you could do a story on that!
wow
I feel imortalized ED..........
without being fed
cuz cookies ain't dead
nuff said??

cute poem.........lol
i feel famous......derranged.....yet famous!

anita :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
I shall run right out and buy many copies of princess Anita's comic books I love reading about looney toon family's and will give some to my friends too,: Thank you so much for this public service ad for the punky princess! You are a loyal deadpoed, and a great
DPS CEO hohoho...(had to rhyme something);-)

Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Excellent, excellent! Very well done, Ed; BRAVO!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
An excellent quote from Carl Sagan.

You guys are assuredly on a roll here, and it could very well could end up in comicbook format.

Kudos for you tenacity and imaginative excellence, and your teamwork and vision with a truly gifted woman!

Richard the Intrepid

Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Excellent write. A lovely princess

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
A fitting addition to DPS comics...by the way, Rufuz requests his name in lights and a paw print on the walk of fame...the devil has no high aspirations...Me & He

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Lol Mouldy old dough, a Prince charming with a taste for cookies would be good but I hear the local sanitarium does a good line in 'Muffin men' LOL. Love it Ed.

Paul
aka Sparky, Saviour of the single filament lightbulb

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 19, 2006
Ed

This is a tremendous scoop for the DPS Cruise Ship

To have acquired the regal services of the Good Queen Anita and her extended Royal Subjects, will add great gravitas and authority to the
emerging star entity DPS Comic Books...

And I love that Carl Sagan quote..

Peter


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