DPS Comics

Is Proud to Announce

The Very Recent Acquisition

Of an Authentic British Comic Book

- Intro -

It’s very true that America has its Baywatch

Where lovely lifeguards patrol the sunny beach

But here in the treacherous foggy bogs of Britain

Our very heroic lass rescues those ‘just out of reach’

“Why it was just the other day, I do believe,

When I had to go in after Farmer Silas Dow;

That poor man had been chased into the bog,

By one of his very agitated, extremely mad cows.”

“And I believe it was just a few weeks back,

When a very disturbed lovesick peacock fell in;

You should have heard its very pathetic cries for help,

When I reached it, that bloody bird was almost done in.”

These two harrowing heartwarming British bog rescues

Are all in a day’s work for our Lifeguard Kate Bogside

Who so diligently patrols her assigned bog 24 hours a day

Rescuing anyone who tumbles into her bog area with pride

“It ain’t no Yankee Doodle Day at the beach,

I can tell all you very pampered Yanks that.

I have to keep in fairly good physical condition,

And I constantly work out to keep down me body fat.

I can’t afford to get bogged down around here,

That’s for bloody sure.”

And if you think these daylight bog rescues are treacherous

In these bogs at night Kate never knows just what might be found

Lifeguard Kate Bogside has a million ‘after dark’ bog stories to tell

Including very haunting tales of wretched drowning Baskerville hounds

“You ain’t heard nothin,

‘Til you hear them wretched hounds howl.”

So please join all of us at Dead Poet Society Comic Books

In welcoming Bogwatch and this lovely heroic British lifeguard

You won’t want to miss one exciting issue of this fabulous new series

The treacherous bogs of Britain – Lifeguard Kate Bogside’s backyard

©2006, DPS Comic

Lovely British Lifeguard

Kate Bogside Will be Joining Us

On the Summer Ghost Cruise

Signing First Edition Copies

Of Her Exciting New Series

And As an Added Bonus

Kate Will be Bringing Along

An authentic Baskerville hound

Lovable old Farmer Dow

One of his extremely mad cows

And that rescued lovesick peacock

His name is Monty