In the Honorable Tradition

Of The Epic Indiana Jones Serials

And Our Own Dragon Slayer Comics

DPS Comic Books is Very Proud to Present

Our Very Latest Action-Adventure Comic Book

-Intro-

He is by far the world’s greatest explorer

As he searches for ancient lost antiquities

In the last few decades of his epic wanderings

He’s unearthed many majestic artifacts with glee

She’s an immortal pixie from the mysterious underworld

Who knows the location of many ancient earth secrets

And all of us at DPS Comics are extremely confident

That you haven’t met as amazing a team of heroes yet

Their captivating paths crossed quite a few years ago

When Long Island George entered a deep eerie chamber

He was hot on the trail of King Solomon’s Lost Gold Mines

When he bravely peered about in the dark and sensed danger

There trapped below him in an immensely thick spider’s web

Was the tiny blonde-haired underworld pixie called Tinky Belle

She had been ensnared in that web for at least a thousand years

And our intrepid Long Island George immediately sensed her hell

Brave Long Island George jumped down into that putrid black pit

Very quickly freeing this tiny immortal female pixie from this trap

And she told him that she had somehow known for hundreds of years

It would be he who would save her as she drifted off on a needed nap

These two very heroic action figures have been traveling together now

For many years unearthing ancient antiquities and wondrous mysteries

And you won’t want to miss one extremely exciting action packed issue

As these two treasure hunters astound you with their amazing discoveries

“Tiny Tinky Belle, are you absolutely and positively sure

That this treacherous mountain path will lead us to Noah’s Ark?”

“What?!  Do you think I was born yesterday, Georgie?

And can you please move faster, it’s getting awfully dark!”

“You didn’t complain about how fast I moved

That day I rescued you in that deep dark cave.”

“We’ve both put on a few years since then, Georgie,

But you are still so very trustworthy, and so very brave.”

“Gee, thanks a lot, Tinky Belle!”

“You’re Welcome, Long Island Georgie.

Now Move Faster!”

©2006, DPS Comics

Both Long Island George

And Immortal Tinky Belle

Will be Aboard Our Ghost Cruise

Signing First Edition Collector’s Copies

Of Their Brand New Comic Book Series

Tinky Belle is Postive

They’ll Soon Be Digging Up

Some Pretty Amazing Artifacts

Somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle

During Our Week Long Cruise

And Long Island George

Hasn’t Lost One Bit  

Of His Devilish Sense of Humor

Since He First Started Treasure Hunting

He’s reserved a cabin for

His tiny friend Tinky Belle

In the Ship’s Extremely Dark &

Creepy, Bug Infested, Cargo Hold

You Won’t Want to Miss This!