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Ruff 'N Ready Rufuz - Pet Detective

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, July 25, 2006


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DPS Comics


In Conjunction With


Dog Gone Good, Inc.,


Proudly Presents


Our Latest Comic Book Series


From Our New Detective Division


 


 


-Intro-


 


 


His beat is one of the toughest


In the entire pet detective world


It’s none other than Atlantic City, NJ


Drinking, Gambling, Drugs, and Girls


 


But he knows these wild streets


Better than anyone else around


He’s our own Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz


The Sharpest Pet Detective in Town


 


If any pet is in any trouble around here


Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz soon sniffs them out


And when the perpetrators see him comin


They soon tremble and high tail it all about


 


He patrols these wicked city streets


Twenty Four Hours almost every day


Every pet in Atlantic City knows him


And soon every pet abuser’s gonna pay


 


Whether there’s a pet kidnapping for ransom


A strung out car hop who’s harassin a tiny mutt


Or a drunken gambler throwin beer cans at a cat


Detective Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz soon kicks their butts


 


Ruff ‘N Ready Detective Rufuz also has a human sidekick


Who some compare to Watson, old Detective Holmes’ friend


And just like the very humorous old Sherlock Holmes himself


Our Detective Rufuz likes to kid his human friend without end


 


“Where we headin tonight, Boss?”


 


“Why, it’s elementary, my dear Matlock!”


 


“It is?


But I keep telling ya that it’s Matlack,


Not Matlock, like that other old guy on TV.”


 


“Precisely, my dear Matlock!”


 


“Huh?!”


 


“And it’s quite dark out now, my friend,


You can take off your sunglasses any time.”


 


“Gee, Thanks, Boss!”


 


 


©2006, DPS Comics


 


 


Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz


And His Human Pal


Will Both be Aboard


The DPS Summer Cruise


Providing Ship’s Security


 


Detective Rufuz


Has also agreed


To Pawograph


Collector’s Edition Copies


Of His New Comic Book


While Making His Rounds


 


Who Knows What


His Human Sidekick


Will Be Up To


All Week


 


But It Will Probably


Be Quite Hilarious!


 


 


 

  


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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 2, 2006
Rufuz steps up to the challenge, with his trusty sidekick Matlick,
just watch the landlord, he keeps hearing scratchy noises ...

What a hoot
Ch'erie

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
LOL your best yet.......adorable
great meter on this one too
pax A

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
Just so RUFUZ don't bark up the wrong mast...or is that tree???

No...but I think you'd better hire some HollyWOOD trees to go on that cruise..........where else can RUF and MOtlAck go!!!

LOL What an amazing mind you have, Mr. Ed!

Rhonda

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
We shall all feel quite safe on the cruise with Rufuz on patrol!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
Bit of a Ruff time, but they got pedigree, chum

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
keep 'em coming

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
And he loves steaks! :-) and I don't mean the bones :-) Nice one!

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
A Ruff'un, this Ed (groan!) LOl, I love the pic for the new Miami Vice movie lol.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
Rufuz you rock!!

Love your new look!!

hehehehehe....and your Pals Hat.....lol!.!

Ediie you are a NUT!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
Rufuz you have finally achieved the fame you deserve. Have to give credit to that old kostrogreEd! Can't wait to see you onboard the cruise ship and you can pal around with sharkodite and bearodite

Won't that be fun! this Captainlileddie is an okay guy;-) Eileenodite

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
lol Ruff, ruff! "Elementary my dear Rufuz"

Reviewed on July 25, 2006
LOL fun write, Ed; you are a doll!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on July 25, 2006
I love these comic adventures, Ed; I'll know who to call when evil raises its ugly head. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
I truly love this tribute,
But if you put my poop on the streets,
Everyone will then know of my job,
Though come to think of it,
That maybe good for those of animals beats,
I will be there in a flash to kick the butt of the slob...Rufuz

(oh & my sidekick, Matlock)

Can you arrange a room for him in the steerage section, please?

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
Ed, I am having so much fun reading these adventures...I love the cover designs...thanks for the laughs

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
Dead Poet ( Alias Ogre...Ed...and anything else you care to mention...;)

What a deadly duo you have enlisted for the DPS Comics and the Ghost ( Love Boat ) Cruise...

Sherlock Matlack ( Captain Sprinkles ) and his trusty sidekick Rufus Watson, would give that other deadly duo Marvel Comic heroes Batman and Robin, a good run for their money and cookies..

And tell them not to take those cookies to LA just now....it's sweltering there with 122 F...Phew !!!

This is another epic series you have devised Captain Bligh !!!

You are a seasoned seafarer of many hats and shades..:)

Peter

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 25, 2006
A story in rhyme that goes well with this mystery ship and the adventures that still await.


New Poetry by Mr. Ed
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