To Entice One and All

To Join Us on Our Ghost Cruise,

We’ve Persuaded Dr. sUess,

Musical Director Jade Belle,

And Casting Director Joe

To Also Present a Very Special

Ghost Cruise Rendition of Camelot

And With Yet Another Stroke of Genius,

Joe Has Already Cast Long Island George

In the Role of King Arthur

The Role of Sir Lancelot du Lac

Is Being Auditioned For By

Two Very Noble Knights:

Peter ‘Dragon Slayer’ Paton

&

Richard ‘Chiselpecks’ Cederberg

The Role of Lady Guinevere

Is Being Auditioned For By

Three Very Lovely Ladies:

Princess Anita

Chrissy ‘Frumpalina’ McVay

&

Kate Bogside

And You Have Absolutely Not Lived,

Until You Hear Long Island George Belt Out:

The Camelot Overture

It's true ! It's true ! The crown has made it clear,

The climate must be perfect all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:

July and August cannot be too hot!

And there's a legal limit to the snow here

In Camelot.

The winter is forbidden till December,

And exits March the second on the dot!

By order, summer lingers through September

In Camelot.

Camelot! Camelot!

I know it sounds a bit bizarre,

But in Camelot, Camelot,

That's how conditions are.

The rain may never fall till after sundown,

By eight, the morning fog must disappear.

In short, there's simply not,

A more congenial spot,

For happily-ever-aftering.

Than here in Camelot.

Camelot! Camelot!

I know it gives a person pause,

But in Camelot, Camelot,

Those are the legal laws!

The snow may never slush upon the hillside,

By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.

In short, there's simply not,

A more congenial spot,

For happily-ever-aftering,

Than right here,

In Camelot!

Sing It, George!

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