My Other Brother Ed,

Today, Is Feelin Kind of Down;

Someone Robbed His Little Piggy Bank,

And He Was Tormented By an Evil Clown

So I’m Really Really Hopin,

That This Poem Cheers Him Up;

And Tonight, At the Old Bingo Hall,

Brother, I Wish You Loads of Luck!

“Bingo, I have found it!”

My Other Brother Ed

There was a Guy who had a Brother,

And Bingo was his Game-O.

B-I-N-G-O!

B-I-N-G-O!

B-I-N-G-O!

And Bingo was his Game-O!

This brother also liked to smoke a bit,

And Ganja was his Smoke-A.

G-A-N-J-A!

G-A-N-J-A!

G-A-N-J-A!

And Ganja was his Smoke-A!

And old New Jersey is a pretty wacky state,

This Brother found a place he can do Both-O!

B-O-T-H-O!

B-O-T-H-O!

B-O-T-H-O!

A Place he can do Both-O!

So I’m very happy for my

Senior Citizen Brother,

Who can now enjoy both his

B-I-N-G-O and his S-M-O-K-A

(Clap, Clap, Clap)-GO!

(Clap, Clap, Clap)-GO!

(Clap, Clap, Clap)-GO!

And Old Edward-O,

Is This Brother’s Name-O!

☺2007, The Other Brother, Mr. Ed-O

(Good Luck Tonight, Bro!)

(And Thanks Very Much to Lady J-O,

For Sending Me This Picture-O)