“I told you big & older Bro’,
That paybacks are a bitch,
All that rain sent to you courtesy of the Jersey Devil,
Cause of all those times that you were a Pee Wee snitch.”

AD Member Ed Matlack,

From His Extremely Cruel Poem,

Thunder Boomers Attacking Chicago

This is how my brother thanks me

For rigging that Bingo Game for him

Thank God, the Ark is finally finished

And I hope that old Jersey Devil can swim

I heard he won a fortune last night at the Bingo Hall

But I wonder where he thinks he’ll be able to spend it

That Jersey Devil has just unleashed his very own Hell

Soon, the error of his ways will cause a Jersey Devil fit

The floodwaters that he sent will soon be sweeping us eastward

We’ll be passing right by his old motor home on the Jersey shore

A little birdy informed me that everything from Chicago to Jersey

Will soon be swept away, and they’ll be underwater, for ever more

“Dear Brother Ed, You Jersey Devil, You,

I truly hope you have repented all your sins,

Tell good old Rufuz that I will toss him a lifeline,

But, you, Bro, best be careful of all them Jersey fins”

Paybacks Truly Are a Bitch,

And She Has Some Nasty Teeth, Too..

Bon Voyage, My Jersey Devil Bro,

And One Very Last, “HO, HO, HO!”

And I Sure Hope My Old Chum, Little Andy Turner

Has Stocked Enough Food To Feed All These Critters

They’ll be Mighty Hungry By the Time We Reach England

But I Hear That She May Soon Be Goin Under, Too

Andy, Start Roundin Up Them Critters at the London Zoo

And I will sail my vessel
'Til these waters subside,
Like a bird upon the wind,
These waters will be my sky

I'll never reach my destination
If I never try,
So I will sail this leaky old vessel,
'Til these Jersey Devil flood waters subside

☺2007, Pee Wee Noah Ed