The Latest Exciting Chapter

In The Soon To Be Released

Epic New Comic Book Series

‘There Can Be Only One – Ed’

So Far,

The Following Eds Have Arrived,

To Claim Their Immortal Birthright,

From The Very Ancient Book of Ed:

Pee Wee Noah Ed - Mr. Ed;

The Old Jersey Devil – Ed Matlack;

Edvard The Elder – Edvard Georg Mateos

And Now, A Fourth Ancient Ed Has Just Arrived:

“Back Off, Ye Barbaric, Bumbling,

Blighter, Bloater, Brothers, Ed.

I Do Hereby Claim This Tiny Island,

For God, For Queen, and For England!”

Commodore Eddy Andy Jimmy Turner,

Aboard the HMS Invincible

We knew it would only be a matter of time

Before this brotherly British invasion began

And Lo and Behold, approaching in the flood

A most determined, ancient, British, Eddy Man

“Ahoy! Back Off, All You Barbaric, Bumbling, Blighter Eds,

By Divine Right, This Tiny Island Now Belongs to the British,

And any one of you Eds who stand in the way of this royal claim,

I, Commodore Eddy Andy Jimmy Turner, will fight to the finish!”

“Oh, Yeah?” quickly yells out the very sinister Jersey Devil Ed,

“Me and Pee Wee Kicked Yer Butt, Way Back in the Revolution;

Why do you think you can just barge right in here, and take over,

As if your showin up here, is gonna be any kind of ‘Ed’ Solution!”

“For your information, you uncouth pirate colonist, Jersey Ed,

I can summon the entire British fleet here, within several hours;

So I suggest that you three other Eds take your puny little vessels,

And leave Her Majesty’s New Colony, before I unleash my powers.”

By this time, Edvard The Elder is in a most terrible mood, yelling,

“Listen to this slick British Eddy, who thinks he’ll be the last Ed left,

“Well, Monsieur Brother Eddy, we last met at the Battle of Trafalgar,

And you haven’t been able to do away with me, Edvard The Elder, Yet!

Tell You What, My Ancient Brother Eddy, The British Commodore,

I’ll let your Queen stay free at my new resort, The Fair Maiden Spa,

As for Pee Wee, you are most welcome to bring any housebroken pets,

And Jersey Devil, you can stay, too, if you take a bath – HA, HA, HA!”

Alas, the die has been cast, centuries in the making,

And I very sadly knew this day was coming, after all;

Will this tiny oasis in the middle of these expanding seas,

Be a British Colony, Spa, Zoo, or Casino and Bingo Hall?

Here we are, all four born to be Eds,

Yet brothers, in this, our darkest hour;

Here we now belong, battling each other,

With our strange, mystifying, ‘Ed’ powers.

And Things Are Really Heating Up Now.

Ruff N’ Ready Rufuz says he’s already heard from

Several women named Edwina, Edna, and Edith,

Who Say They’re Our Long Lost Sisters,

And From a Cap’n Edwin Larson,

Of Malibu;

And Someone With E.D.,

An Ancient Medical Malady,

Says They’re in The Ancient Book of Ed, Too!

Poor Rufuz Sure Has His Work Cut Out For Him;

Only He Knows The Secret ‘Mark of Ed,’

And Who Wears It Where, On Their Bodies.

And He Ain’t Talkin.

(He Took a Sacred Oath of Silence.)

- Please Stay Tuned -

☺2007, Mr. Pee Wee Noah Ed