AD Member Georg Edvard Mateos,

From, The Absence of Andy Randy

I awoke early this morning

To find this very urgent request

So I contacted Ruff N’Ready Rufuz

His Pet Detective Agency is the best

Within only a matter of a few short minutes

I got a response and this picture in my e-mail

Rufuz claims that Andy may have been spotted

With another extremely notorious AD member male

Old Rufuz says that Ed Matlack has been moonlighting

As an Atlantic City limousine driver, almost every night

And Ed picked up a passenger at the Atlantic City airport

That sure resembles the missing Andrew James Turner all right

According to the Ruff N’ Ready Rufuz Detective Agency

Little Andy was dropped off at the Caesars Palace Casino

He’s staying in their luxuriously expensive Penthouse Suite

So that’s where all the many ladies looking for him should go

Old Rufuz is now eagerly awaiting his reward from Georg

And I’m sure hoping that Georg sends me a nice reward, too

If anyone else is interested in locating any other AD members

Please contact Rufuz; he’s a pet detective that’s really true blue

†2007, I Can Sure Use the Cash, Mr. Ed

And From This Picture,

It Sure Looks Like Andy

(If it Really is Andy)

Was Extremely Happy,

To See His Yank Cousin Ed.