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ExposÉ

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Thursday, May 29, 2008


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Another Animal News Story,

Just Too Good, Not To Report

 

“His presence by my side is protection

Against all my fears of dark and unknown things.

He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever –

In case I need him.

And I expect I will - as I always have.

He is my dog.”

 

Gene Hill

 

 

 

Over the recent Memorial Day Weekend

A very naked man passed out near the sea

His clothes were scattered all about him

Causing many a perturbed sunbather to flee

 

Luckily for this resident of Landisville, NJ

His faithful canine friend stayed by his side

Just before the newspaper snapped this photo

His human’s exposed privates, his dog did hide

 

We often take for granted our devoted canine pals

But to me this truly proves they are man’s best friend

Can you imagine this passed out human’s embarrassment

If his canine friend hadn’t covered his humongous rear end?

 

The naked man was removed from the beach by the police department

He claims that eating deviled eggs caused deliria and made him disrobe

He has been released into the protective custody of his canine best friend

But a local police official says this is not the end of this investigative probe

 

 

©2008, Mr. Ed

 

 

Legal Disclaimer:

 

Any similarities at all

Between this picture,

This newspaper story,

And an AD member

By the name

Of Ed Matlack,

And his dog Rufuz,

Is purely coincidental.
 


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Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on May 31, 2008
Amazing just how loyal dogs can be... and gullible. Now that I'm down a cat, perhaps I will get a dog to "protect" my dignity and future credentials. Very clever write. I see your brother unabashedly owns up to it...

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
so very clever--the dog as well as the write!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Very cool poem, you can get away with anything!
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Oh this is just too funny, Rufuz saved his hide again, he is lucky Rufuz is large enaugh to cover his big ass, loved it Ed!Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Looks like RufuZ...errr...the dog was takin' his Daddy a towel...but one blistered, bottoms-up body too late. I'm thinkin' you'll be gettin' some "pay-back' for this poetic ExposÉ, Ed; that IS PeeWee Ed!
Blessings and GIGGLES ~~ Micke

Reviewed on May 29, 2008
I BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOU - ole LackMat is NOT NUDE!

He had the clear presence of mind to keep both his HAT and his SOCKS on!

Any person of sound mind, who is just temporarily WHACKED out of it from WEED -
KNOWS this is the proper attire on the beach . SEA ISLE CITY - where the Rich & Famous often congregate thusly!

AND RUFUZ DISAVOWS ANY KNOWLEDGE OF ANY POSTERIOR PROTECTION!

TK.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Thank goodness he did not own a minature poodle or something,,,,lol

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Toooo funny and way to go dog.

Fee

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
hahahahahaha you would have to end it with hints about the Jersey Devil! You are toooooo funny Mr Ed, and your bro just might make you pay for that;-)...TL

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Just great and true story , Ed, I have to forward it to my sister in law who lives in NJ. It is quite a believable dog story. What a smart dog too.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
That man was actually sunbathing
You can see by his all over tan
Of his handsome body the cop was not a fan
He was just jealous, & Rufuz did thankfully cover that cute little can...he & me

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Wonderful write. Sometimes it is nice to have a friend who does not judge but is simply loyal. This trait should not be for the dogs alone.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Great work. This shows how we are blind of our pets´devotion to our life and dignity. Look at this dog now! It is better than million human beíngs who can understand to come to your rescue at a time of dire need for cover.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Hey PeeWee that was our lill'brother and his mutt! ! ! ! tell Mom.
Better yet, send the picture to her.

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Is unrobing becoming some sort of sick fad? My sister sent me a news article recently where a man was walking down the road naked and when the police questioned him, he said, "God told me to take off all my clothes." The situation of that man you wrote about is not so funny, but your poem turns it into humor and gives tribute to the man's animal friend.

Reviewed on May 29, 2008
This is too funny, Ed; thanks for the needed laughter! Very well penned; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :) >tears! <

Reviewed on May 29, 2008
Ed,

Laughing through tears - you KNOW Ed is going to have to respond - better hide now!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *tears*


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