“Here came the little old ladies who were up in arms and ready to kill;
They were all Dr. Bonnie’s pals, ‘cause she gave them happy pills.”
A.D. Member Bonnie May
I was up in the great northwood
Sound asleep in my warm cozy bed
When old Brother Edvard called me
“They’re gonna kill our old Jersey Ed!”
Evidently, Jersey’s been getting treatments
From some crazy doctor named Bonnie May
And evidently, after she gave him a lobotomy
He forgot where his money was and couldn’t pay
So she’s called in a bunch of pill popping women
And they’re trying to sweep old Jersey out of town
It’s not the first time our brother hasn’t paid his bills
We three Brothers Ed have been harassed all around
So now, old Brother Edvard wants me to meet him
And he wants us to jump in and rescue old Jersey Ed
“I think I just might wait awhile, old Brother Edvard,
I love watching broom hockey matches on T.V. in bed!”
“Hey, Mean Tall Woman!
Make us some Popcorn right away;
The Sports Channel’s gotta a good one on,
There’s A Broom Hockey Tournament, today!”
“Really?
Who’s Winning?”
“Looks Like The Pill Poppers
Are About To Score!”
©2008, Brother Pee Wee
(If You Don’t Have Cable,
You’re Missing a Good One!)
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Carole~
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Ed the Elder
Fee
"I was up in the great northwood
Sound asleep in my warm cozy bed"
Newfie Hugs, Rose