“'Tis the Night - the Night,
Of the Ancient Eds’ delight,
And they are all at their play;
Ye might think that all about,
Ye hear the wicked wind shout,
But no, it is they - it is they!”
From The Ancient Book of Ed
Being Ancient Brother Eds and Immortal
Can be both a blessing and a wicked curse
But we three Eds have all lived long enough
To realize that things could always be worse
Halloween always gives us the opportunity
To be ourselves, and to mingle among others
And we always uphold The Ancient Ed Code
Handed down centuries ago to we three brothers
And this year, all three of us Ancient Brothers Ed
Have been invited to Mr. Fee’s Gala Halloween Ball
So I thought it best to inform the other AD party goers
Of things you might see as you gaze about the dance hall
Edvard The Elder is a wily, centuries old, vampire
He is known all around the world as a ‘Ladies Man’
He’s a master of the waltz, the tango, and the samba
He will whirl you around the dance floor, most grand
But just a word of caution and advice, about old brother Edvard
As you dance about with him, he may just try to bite into your skin
So, to protect yourselves ladies, wear lots of hair around your necks
He’s truly afraid of hairy women, be they pleasing plump or very thin
Jersey Devil Brother Ed, of course, is a centuries old oceanic reptilian
He masquerades as a pot smoker, living in a trailer on the Jersey shore
He has a tendency to scratch his flea bitten butt as he searches for food
And if you dare to feed him a fly or two, he will be yours, forever more
As for myself, Pee Wee, I was transformed into a wolfman by trolls
And you may see me howling up at the moon, and/or sniffing all about
Please do not be offended if I happen to sniff your derriere, as we chat
My wife gets upset when my dogs and I do that to guests, without a doubt
So,
Halloween Party Host,
Mr. Freaky Fee,
Please Have Plenty of These:
Very Bloody, Bloody Marys,
Creepy Crawler Appetizers,
And Scratch and Sniff Games,
At Your Gala Halloween Ball
For We Three Ancient Eds,
Plan to Party,
All Night Long!
And A Special Note To The Ladies In Attendance:
I Will Be Selling Dance Tickets,
If You’d Like to Tango With Edvard;
And I’ll Have a Fresh Supply of Flies,
If You’d Like to Feed The Jersey Devil.
And To One and All,
A Horrifically Happy Howloween!
☺2008, Mr. Pee Wee Wolfman Ed
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Love,
Becca~
WOLFMAN - LON CHANEY -
THE MUMMY - BORIS KARLOFF -
THE THING - JAMES ARNESS -
REPTILIAN RAVAGER - CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON -
THE INCREDIBLE H-U-N-K - TOM HYLAND :) :) :)
but one thing I advise about your snoot
please keep it very far and clear
from my old and crusty derriere
Newfie hugs and happy Halloween, Rose
Love,
tiger lily, who will be a fly on the wall observing it all;-)
Sandie Angel :o)
You are 'da man . . . excellent my friend!!
Best regards,
Lance
Tedders
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
God Bless,
Lew
Jasmin Horst
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Edvard the Elder
Mortica & Gomez
Take care,
Sherry