-A Heartfelt Halloween Poem By Ancient Momma Ed-
“Even a Dung Beetle,
Is a Graceful Gazelle,
In the Eyes of Its Mother.”
An Ancient Ed Family Proverb
Thank You, Mr. Freaky Fee
For Inviting My Three Sons
Although they’re a tad strange
I want them to have a little fun
They really don't get out much
Halloween was made for them
It always makes it so much easier
For them to now mingle among men
My oldest boy, Edvard the Vampire
Just cannot seem to locate the right wife
My God, I think he has wed over a hundred
Him sleeping in a coffin, brings them all strife
As for my reptilian child, that old Jersey Devil
His father was wise old King Neptune of the Sea
But for some reason, Jersey hates the sight of water
You getting him to bathe for the party, brings me glee
As for my flea-bitten child, that little Pee Wee Wolfman
He’s been hanging around with critters since he was a boy
Although he has always lacked the social graces of a human
Being able to mingle with others at your party, brings me joy
So from this mother’s loving heart, Mr. Freaky Fee of Canada,
I am sending you my appreciation, and my everlasting gratitude;
PS: Can you possibly keep my sons up there with you for awhile?
Their constant bickering over the ages has made me crazy as a loon
With My Undying Appreciation,
A Most Thankful Ancient Momma Ed;
And Please Make Them Brush Their Teeth,
Every Night, Before You Tuck Them Into Bed!
And Please Give Old Jersey a Bath,
At Least Every Blessed Month or Two,
And Dousing Pee Wee With Flea Powder,
Should Make Your Life a Little Less Blue!
As for My Dear Old Edvard, Please Remind Him,
To Send His Dear Old Momma Some More Money!
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Love,
Becca~
Gloriosky my friend - what an imgage & poem . . . two thumbs up!!
Best regards,
Lance
happy howloweenie peewee
eileenie heehee
Fee
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *BOO* Happy Howl-o-we'en!!
God Bless,
LEw
Sandie Angel :o)
just as angelic as she,
you all don't really us see,
we are being the very best we can be...E#3
Edvard the Elder
Ted
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Take care,
Sherry