“Rub-a-Dub-Dub,
Three Boys in a Tub,
Who Do You Think They Be?
It’s Old Edvard, The Jersey Devil,
And Me, Momma, Your Little Pee Wee!”
Despite all of Mr. Fee’s best efforts,
Old Jersey refused to bathe at his Spa;
So what was a good son like me to do,
I had to photo shop this, and fax it to Ma.
And the sheer excitement in dear old mother’s voice,
When she immediately called me on the phone, in glee;
“Pee Wee, Honey, You Can’t Know How Happy I Am!
Please give my warmest regards to that Mr. Freaky Fee!”
I don’t have the heart to tell our dear mother the truth,
That my two brothers are now already bickering again;
And I surely can’t conjure up the courage that I’ll need,
To tell her that their nasty fighting ain’t never gonna end.
And I just know that it will break our dear old Mom’s heart,
When I tell her that Mr. Freaky Fee has already kicked us out;
And I’m gonna let old Edvard tell her, “No more money, Ma;"
A good son surely doesn’t want to make his dear old mother pout.
So I Did What I Always Do;
I Lied To Our Dear Old Mother:
“Rub-a-Dub-Dub,
Three Nice Boys in a Tub,
Who Do You Think They Be?
It’s Old Edvard, The Jersey Devil,
And Me, Momma, Your Little Pee Wee!
“Splish Splash, Momma,
All three of us took a bath,
Long about Halloween night!
And Wow! Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Momma,
Even that old Jersey Devil was in the tub,
Dear Mom, everything is gonna be alright!”
©2008, A Very Sad Pee Wee Ed
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Sandie Angel :o)
Newfie Hugs, Rose
lying to your mother for 3 such varmints! yes all 3 of you!
Love,
tiger lily
'Three-Eds are better than one!' very clever writing my friend!!
Best wishes,
Lance
Fee
Yours truly! Jasmin Horst
OMG! ! ! you are one! ! !
Very disgusted and disappointed
Edvard the Elder (I got Mom's her's iron whack, so you know)