Joining the Ranks
Of The Illustrious Old Jersey Devil,
And The Legendary Santa – Biker, Mr. Fee.
“When I was a kid,
My favorite relative,
Was Uncle Caveman.”
Jack Handy
I’m not someone who likes to brag
But since others in A.D. started to
Mean Tall Woman has now insisted
That I tell you about this issue of GQ
We have now reached a point in society
Where ‘Getting Back to Basics’ is good
So, we Cavemen are finally back ‘in style’
And our lifestyle’s being copied, as it should
The Best of ‘The Basic Life’ can be found in a cave
There is little maintenance, and no mortgage, or upkeep
The dirt and the mud and the rock walls found in my home
Never need to be painted, and my wife doesn’t need to sweep
And with the immense variety of subterranean life found here
We never go hungry, and we dig out some delectable mushrooms
Our pit fireplace is very economical, and our pit bathroom is a gas
And man, you would not believe the immense size of our living room
Without telling me about it, my wife sent my caveman story to GQ
And it got extremely crowded here in our home during the photo shoot
But you should really check out this issue, and read all about our lifestyle
My tux may be old and covered with cave dust, but it is a sexy Baby Blue!
And pets seem to enjoy the Caveman lifestyle, too;
All of our many dogs and cats, think it’s very cool.
©2008, Mr. GQ Pee Wee Caveman Ed
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Enjoyed this one
William
tiger lily
Be always safe,
Karen
Very clever writing - fantastic all the way . . . !!
Best wishes,
Lance
carry a geico keychain...;)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL
But this is interesting write, I really wouldn't mind going back to the caveman's era. Heeeheee!!!
Sandie Angel :o)
Fee
PS Are you hosting this year's Christmas Party at La Cave
Have a wonderful holiday season, <3'Pea' <3
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Edvard the Elder
PS: Mom is pissed, you never invited her to your hole on the rock!