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Frugivorous

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, February 3, 2009


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“Words are only postage stamps,

Delivering the object for you to unwrap.”

 

Benjamin Franklin

 

I find bird watching fascinating

I’ve been doing it most of my life

It is a pastime that can be contagious

I also now happily share it with my wife

 

Yesterday when I came inside for breakfast

I found my spouse peering out our window

She was gazing at a bird using my binoculars

And it was a species that she just didn’t know

 

“Come over here and take a look at this bird!”

She was having trouble deciding what it was

I laughed, having already spotted him outside

And shouted, “My dear, that’s a Frugivorous!”

 

Of course, she also hates it when I tease her

Or when I use a word that she doesn’t know

So she gave me that very disgusted look of hers

And now racing off for the dictionary, she did go

 

“OK, Smarty Pants, now I know that he likes to eat fruit!”

She absolutely hates it, when I try to outwit her with anything

So she grabbed the binoculars, and gazed at him some more

And after several minutes of silence shouted, “Cedar Waxwing!”

 

“Congratulations, Sweetie, you’ve won today’s fabulous Word Prize!”

That’s when she smacked me with the dictionary, right between the eyes

 

If winter has now got you, or your family, feeling down,

Grab a pair of binoculars and explore the world of birds;

It’s a wonderful pastime, to chase away the winter blahs,

And if you’re lucky, you just might learn some new words.

 

(But hide the dictionary from nasty family members.)

 

And if you want to introduce today’s children,

To the very intriguing world of bird watching,

Check out the bird watching website linked below,

It’s a pastime that doesn’t have to wait for Spring.

 

February is Also ‘National Bird Feeding Month,’

The Hardest Time of The Year For Them to Find Food;

Both bird watching, and bird feeding, can help alleviate

Those extremely dreaded Dead of Winter Blahs and Blues.

 

 

©2009, Mr. Ed

 

 

      Birdwatching For Kids



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Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on February 25, 2009
Yep, same reason I feed the birds. And with those binoculars, my Osprey (female I think) is back in her nesting area across the road in a tall pine. I don't see a mate but it's early yet. Sadly, last June her nest blew out in a thunderstorm and her chick died more likely. Then she built it back a little lower in a sturdier branch. I didn't expect her back - I hope she has better luck this nesting season...
Later, Michael

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2009
Thanks for this walk in nature today!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
fantastic Ed
last winter while in the Catskill mountains
I spied on a nesting pair of "Killdeers" (Snipe Family)
for about 3 weeks
beautiful little bird, she had 4 eggs 3 hatched one she abandon
I was so blessed to discover on my own, that when they hatch
they are fully feathered and once dried, they hide in the nearby brush
until the others hatch and join it, This I witnessed with my own eyes,....then I Googled it by the markings of her eggs thus "The Killdeer"
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed on February 3, 2009
This is a most entertaining read Ed, and now I know, why you know so many words, you gets them pounded into you, I just came back from Costco with another load of black oil seed for our common friends, they are not starving in my neck of the woods, you now have to find a place to stand and find a spot to hold out your hand ha, I am getting worried, that just maybe with the lot of us being overweight this might carrying over into the birdworld if we don't watch it.
Next you know there be a story in the daily mirror American Birds overweight, instead of just Americans overweight, just a thought Ed, pay no attention. Blessings! Jasmin Horst

P.S. I see Georg is having bird problems, but what does he expect at his age I wonder.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Ha, ha, sure sounds like your better half was a step or two ahead of you! Hope you ducked.. Breathtaking photograph of the majestic bird too, must have been one terrific treat....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
I always liked birds. My hubby likes them too. Whenever we visit the pet stores, the birds wouldn't leave my hubby alone.

Good write with finding joy in the most natural way!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on February 3, 2009
ED - FINE JOB -

THE 'DEFINITION' SHALL SET YOU FREE!

AND BOGGLE YOUR MIND - NO LESS!

TOM.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Sounds like you need a softer dictionary, Ed...lovely write!

Carole~

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Great write and I would have hit you with the dictionary too Ed. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Humorous write with also some good information and a valusable message.

Fee

Reviewed on February 3, 2009
I love cedar waxwings; I see them a lot here. Wonderful write and piccy; you are the Animal Lover Extreme of the Den! Very well penned; enjoyed~! A Friivorous, eh?? Now, THAT'S a tangue-tungler! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Ed~!

You are the 'Birdman' - extraordinary talent here!!


Best to You,

Lance

Reviewed on February 3, 2009
You are a great nature-watcher, Ed. and you have passed the habit to family members. What a pleasure!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Another neat one from the "Birdman of Illinois"...& I EVEN find myself attracted to birds every now and then, though the devil side sees them as brunch...e

Reviewed on February 3, 2009
I love birdwatching, too. :) I knew what that bird was, looking at the pic. =] Lovely, engaging words and accompanying music. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Now can I use that dictionary on a gang of juvenile delinquents magpies that chase the small hungry and freezing birds from the ball seeds we hang from tree branches and that enormous turkeys can't eat anyway?
Can you send me a recorded warning from a hawk? that will get those delinquents some incentive to take a hike.

Georg

PS. They don't like me too, they shit on my car when flying by!


Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Delightful and fun read...new ways of using the dictionary...LOL what a fabulous write...Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Ed....Camryn is now 15 months...I had her with me all day yesterday....we Always spend time looking out the window to look for birds...she gets so excited,, had a batch of bids this weekend...very red on top of the head..could not find them in the bird book. great write!


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