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What A Sis!

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Saturday, October 3, 2009


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“Tiger Lily Ed

Is The Only Nice One,

In That Mean Old Ed Family.”

 

Ray ‘The Buzzard’ Hamilton

 

As our old Brother Edvard in Sweden

Battles Ma and the Queen of the Night

Our wonderful Ed sister, Tiger Lily Ed

Prepares for his Big Party, with delight

 

She’s using Ma’s patented Roadkill BBQ Sauce

Dear old Ma, taught her all of her secret recipes

And what a truly kind hearted shape shifter she is

She has offered to fly Ray over to Sweden, for free

 

“Thanks so very much Tiger Lily, for givin me a lift,

And just what will you be cookin in that big old pot?”

“Now, don’t you fret about what’s on the menu, Ray,

But I can tell you, this dish will be real Spicy, and Hot!”

 

“You sure are a very nice person, and a good cook,

You’re not at all like your real mean Brothers Ed!”

“Thanks, Ray, and when we arrive at Edvard’s place,

I’ll fix up a real nice bed for you in his old cooking shed!”

 

“You are the best, Tiger Lily!”

 

“Yes, I Know – He, He, He, He!!”

 

 

What a Sis!

 

And She’s Real Tall, Too!

 

 

©2009, Her Very Proud Brother Pee Wee
    


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Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on October 13, 2009
A great smiling write!....M

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 5, 2009
Hahaha! Loved it! and the music is awesome! You're tooo cool!!!

Giggles,
Anna

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 4, 2009
See how much she is willing to do for family!

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 4, 2009
... something tells me your dogs aren't gonna be short of a few bones for a wee while, Dad... the flesh is dropping off mine just reading all this... :)) xx

Reviewed on October 4, 2009
It seems I should sleep with one eye open
If Tiger Lily is planing something I can't blame her, after all it does run in the family LOL


“Now, don’t you fret about what’s on the menu, Ray,
But I can tell you, this dish will be real Spicy, and Hot!”

How did Tiger Lily know I have been eating jalapeno peppers for weeks, if things go bad I don't want to disappoint Eds mutts :)
Enjoyed this, Have a great day
The Buzzard

PS: If I do a fly bye make sure the fire department is ready for the bird droppings
With me eating all those peppers I don't want to catch the woods on fire



Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 4, 2009
I will have to say Pee Wee your family is most interesting :)

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
WELL DONE AND I DO BELIEVE...YOU HAVE STARTED SOMETHING...AGAIN. THE FACE IN THE PICTURE SURE LOOKS FAMILIAR (SMILE). BLESSINGS AND THANKS FOR SHARING. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
What? No roasted buzzard? Oh yeah all his travelin' has left him pretty lean. Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
you think you know all my secrets,pee wee, but just wait and see, i still have some surprises for you, and I also know you shape-shift into more than wolves,hehehehehe luv ya bunches ,sis tiger lily;-)

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Road kill is a favorite down south here they say....Things are already brewing...LadyJ

Reviewed on October 3, 2009
It be best for Ray to have Captain Sollemnberger fly along in case she ditches in the water, I mean ditches Ray halfway across maybe, she might instead of supper, have cooked up a deal with Georg.
And you Ed, must be real scared of her, to suck up like this, what's the world coming to, Have fun! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
There you go makin' trouble again, as soon as I turn my back, I can't trust you for a minute...JD/Ed

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Hmnnnn not sure old buddy but I think you better make sure you are going to be reading the menu and not on it...
Freaky Fee

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Er, uh, maybe Ray should eat before he gets there-? Lawdknows what
she's brewin' t'go with. What-all she's plannin' to barbeque!!
Gon' have a blast on Halloween, regardless of which side of the ocean you cling to, I know. Only be a a li'l Ed-mean--? LOL 'tween boooooos and eeeeeeks, Broomridah :)

Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Too cute; well done! Love the piccy!

Can't wait for this Hallowe'en Bash!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Ed. Better git while the gittin's good. Would NOT want to be on the receiving end. LOL Well done, my friend. Just ramp up the shenanigans ...

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Sucking up to our Sis wouldn't get you out of my nutcracker! Paybeack will be deeeeeeeeelicious!

Ole Brother Edvard



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