While My Old Brother Edvard,
Battles Ma, and The Red Queen;
I’ve Got Some Problems of My Own,
And This One, Makes Me, Want to Scream
I awoke in the middle of the night, in a horrid sweat
But it wasn’t ghosts or goblins, that had awakened me
Visions of scrumptious prey, were tormenting my mind
My urgent craving was overpowering, and horrendously real
I soon found myself wandering out, into the dark, eerie night
And rushing through the deep, dark, forest, to the nearest town
And now, I suddenly found myself in the worst tragedy imaginable
No matter where I searched in the city, not one victim could be found
By dawn’s light, I was completely famished and exhausted
As I now felt someone vehemently shaking my body awake
“Hey! Wake Up, Wake Up! You very silly husband of mine,
You’re having another terrible nightmare, for Heaven’s sake.”
As I now slowly sat up in bed, in an eerie state of confusion
I eventually began to realize, that it had just been a bad dream
But when I rushed downstairs, to devour my needed sustenance
There was not one single victim left in our entire house it seemed
Who could have dared to eat my cookies, I now wondered
As I wearily got into my old truck, for the long drive to town
Had my pets, my spouse, or our crafty little mouse, eaten them
Or perhaps, even worse, could a very evil cookie thief, be around
I thought I had managed to put all of my cookie cravings, behind me
But now, I suddenly began wondering, if they were starting up, again
I have no fear of ghosts, goblins, and/or things that go bump in the night
But a wretched life without my needed cookies, might truly bring my end
There Better Be Cookies, on Halloween Night,
Or There’s Surely Gonna Be Some Hell To Pay;
I Better Call Ma, And Ask Her To Teach Edvard,
How To Bake My Favorite Cookies, Right Away.
©2009, A Ravenous Pee Wee Wolfman Ed
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My friend the rat couldn't have done it, for it seems Patrick Granfors used him for his pizza toppings
I would however keep my eye on the Mouth, I hear she has a sweet tooth
In fact me being locked up all started over a candy bar
Good luck on the cookie run
The Buzzard
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Love your stories Ed.
See ya in Sweden!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V" aka Nyx, Goddess of the Night
Adorable write, Ed; now you've done it! I'm cravin' cookies, too! LOL Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Drool-Face. :P LOL
Anna
EDvard, "honest" Ole Brother
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
COOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
Newfie Hugs, Rose