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A Foot of Snow

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Friday, January 8, 2010


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(Or, A Foot In The Snow)

 

“The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow,

Since it was so important to them;

There ought to be as many,

For love.”

 

Margaret Atwood

 

It started fallin yesterday

And I really didn’t mind

It was lovely to behold

The light and fluffy kind

 

So, I did a little shovelin

Cleared the walk and door

When I looked out, at Noon

Still snowin, more and more

 

This was definitely a job, for two

I hounded my wife to shovel, too

By dinner time, we were still at it

But this snowstorm, wasn’t through

 

I looked out our window, at Midnight

And that snow, it was still a comin down

But I can’t remember where I left my wife

So I raced out into the yard, lookin all around

 

I’ve managed to locate Frosty the Pumpkin

And I soon dug out our rat terrier, Little Jack

But I’ve only been able to find my wife’s boot

But I’m confident, before long, she’ll be back

 

She probably snuck off to the mall,

And forgot to wear her snow shoes;

But I really hope she shows up soon,

I’m gettin The Hungry Shovelin Blues.

 

©Winter 2010, Mr. Ed

 
      


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Reviewed by Holly Ibbitson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2010
A Foot of snow...looks more like three. Love the picture and your new bio picture too. Holly

Reviewed on January 9, 2010
PEEWEE ...

you'll be lucky if you don't get -

A ONE FOOT SNOW SHOE ... UP YOUR POSTERIOR 'CHUTE' ... TK.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on January 9, 2010
... bet Rebecca's got more than 52 names for you, Dad... better fill your ears up with snow before she deafens you with the lot of them! xx

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 9, 2010
Love it and the quote from one of my favorite authors...well done.
fee

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Ah snow, you just gotta love it. WOW! a foot and still coming, what a hoot of a write and hope you find your wife soon...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
very cleer--stay warm!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Beware of stray boots, they have a tendency to adhere to the backside when you least expect it. Spare the pumpkin spoil the wife as they say. Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
how dare you leave us hanging on where your wife is?
Bro Ed, you are well loved,but sometime you deserve
a spankin,like Ma used to give you!!! I know you lovethe snow even though it's too much to shovel,you should have taught your
dogs to help!!!;-)have fun peeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeee////

love,
sis tiger lily

Reviewed on January 8, 2010
:)
and it is deep here too
camo bibs & muck boots
& frolicking as the
guy drivin by says $20 bucks
to plow ur drive...YEAH!!
(it's worth forty!)
I shovel clearing for the bird food though :)
Peace & Inspirations
Vickie

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
oh my gosh Ed this is tooo cute and the photo is adorable! (look up I think that is your wife on top of the tree laughing at all of you)

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
I am not moving from shoveling snow,
we have none, but the music's
got me grooving. Aren't those rat terriers sweet?
:-)

Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Got snow?? LOL Poor you; at least you still have your critters (and your wife) to keep you warm! Well done; loved the piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

If you have some extra snow you don't need, please send it ASAP to Texas! We won't mind ... (At least I won't! LOL)

Reviewed by Richard Arrington (Reader)
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
That sounds like my house. It has snowed twice here and the temp has stayed in the 20s. My son has not been to school since before Christmas. a very funny poem!

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Make sure she's not buried under the snowman Ed

Another great one.

Gerry

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
And if your wife is smart, she'll come back form that shopping trip with a snow blower! Cute write, Ed.

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
She'll return with a snow machine.

Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Oh, that's one thing I don't miss: shoveling! Again and again and again. Daddy was a firm believer in shoveling WITH the snow. During the Blizzard of '78, he changed his mind. LOL! Glad he did, especially since it was ME who was the shovel-er. Well done, stay warm and safe, 'hear?!?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
a kool write Ed
That is one thing I don't miss about the northeast
"shoveling snow"
We are still here in the beautiful state of Georgia
For another few day before returning south,
we are presently under a state of "emergency"
in the Atlanta Metropolis area,
Yesterday they had 1 to 2 inches of snow
I nice sheet of whiteness to decor their
Manicured lawns.... but the roads are icy and dangerous
they (the Municipal surrounding Government) possess no plows, no salt
spreaders, nor any inclination on how to cope......
I rather be snow bound in a cabin in the middle of nowhere
under 2 feet of snow, and I would feel more secured......
for sure
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed on January 8, 2010
She's probably making out with the snowman Ed, check if his nose is glowing. This is a fun write, especially having mean woman shovelling, I know it's a lie, but just the same a good try.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Hilarious write, Ed!!!! Hope you find you wife soon..giggle..... Thanks for the smiles so early this morning!

Anna

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 8, 2010
Anytime you wish to shovel we have plenty of that stuff around here and more cold than that proverbial Witch's...well, you know! but don't tell Ma I said that! (LOL)

EDvard, ra-ta-ta frozen Ole Brother



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