-Welcome Back, Brother Jersey Ed Matlack!-
“Our siblings are there with us,
From the dawn of our personal stories,
To the inevitable dusk.”
Susan Scarf Merrell
My spouse and I saw a news story
About Bed Warmers in England
The Holiday Inn furnishes them
Some guests say they are grand
Two hotel employees, in body suits
Warm up the beds, for hotel guests
When they climb in, it’s real toasty
Some guests say, “This is The Best!”
My spouse, however, said, “YUCK!
Who wants strangers in their bed?!”
That’s when I rushed off to locate
This old photo of The Brothers Ed
“Hey! I’d rather find two strangers,
Then these two clowns, in our bed;
Ma always made them warm up ours,
And that always filled me, with dread.
“Ma could only afford two night caps,
So my two Ed brothers, smothered me;
She said, they’ll keep you warm & toasty,
So, thank your two Ed brothers, Pee Wee.
“Then Ma would shut off the light and leave,
And my two brothers would fart, and snore;
I’d quickly jump out, and head for the woods,
Ever wonder why I still like - sleepin outdoors?”
©2010, Mr. Pee Wee Ed
PS: I heard that
Little Andy Turner
Has a brand new job,
As a ‘Bed Warmer,’
In Merry Old London.
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Cute write, Ed; well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Blessings and Love - Micke
Bless Ya! Jasmin Horst
I can believe EDvard's true statement of fact -
however, Bed-Wetting fer yew sounds more apropos!
FARTIN' - SNORIN' N' PEEIN' ...
WHAT A FREAKIN' COMBO!
THE THREE 'STOOGES' RIDE AGAIN!
STEP-CUZIN TOM - EL GATO!
EDvard, disappointed Ole Brother
Anna