“Big Momma
Don’t Need No Chocolates,
To Weigh Down The Scales!”
Brother Edvard
Our dear old Ma Ed just called me,
She just got a package from Sweden;
I now think her dear old heart is broken,
And, it’s gonna take lots of time, to mend.
“I thought it was Edvard’s Valentine Gift,
I just couldn’t wait to open it, and look inside;
But instead of a card, flowers, or luscious chocolates,
It’s a photo of him, bashing Valentine’s Day, with pride.”
“Aw, Ma, you know what a jokester old Edvard is,
His real Valentine’s gift, is probably on the way;
And, what about that old Jersey Devil son of yours,
Did his fabulous Valentine’s Day gift, arrive today?”
“You’ve really got to be kidding me, Pee Wee,
Jersey Ed spends his time talkin to Rice Krispies;
He’s much too busy to think about his dear old Ma,
I guess I’m just a huge failure as a mother, Pee Wee.”
I just couldn’t stand to hear how blue dear old Ma was,
So I rushed out and bought her a card, roses, and candy;
And, I’ve Fed-Exed it all, over to her place, this mornin,
Signing it, “We All Love You, Ma; From Your Eds Three!”
I sure hope both of my Ed brothers read this,
I figure they each now owe me, about 33 bucks;
But just like our dear old Ma, this Valentine’s Day,
I figure they’ll ignore me, and I’m just sh.t out of luck.
©Valentine’s Day 2010, Brother Pee Wee Ed
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Anna
Lovelovelove,
Sheri
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Never have I known such ornery,cantankerous monkey's
(Behind the bike-shed)
Horrified Lin
Now, being so rotten to your brothers all the past year we didn't expect less of you to go kissin' Ma's you know what...
EDvard Ole Brother