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The Abominable Snow Blower

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Monday, December 27, 2010


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“Twelve inches so far,

Re-covered my cleaned off car;

A day of snow blowing ahead I’m afraid,

Not yet is it of snowball makin’ grade…”

 

A.D. Member Ed Matlack,

From His Recent Poem,

‘Have Snow, Will Share’

 

 

A major snowstorm in New Jersey

A very strange picture on the news

A truly bizarre way to ‘snow blow’

Our dear old Ma now has the blues

 

“Pee Wee, that sure does look like Jersey,

Why must he embarrass his old mother so?

And where the heck did he get that contraption,

Only my boy, through his butt, could blow snow!”

 

“I’m afraid that this might be my fault, Ma,

I sent him a picture of myself, shovelin snow;

I’m sure he must have read the directions wrong,

And he obviously hooked up the wrong suction hose.”

 

“Well, I sure hope he doesn’t get arrested again,

I don’t know if I’ve got enough money, for his bail;

And Pee Wee dear, please do your dear old Ma a favor,

Don’t send that Jersey Devil any more pictures in the mail!”

 

“Whatever You Say, Ma…”

 

Oh, the sights in New Jersey, are frightful,

And our Ma doesn’t find this very delightful;

But since my old brother has nowhere else to go,

He’s gonna Blow Snow, Blow Snow, Blow Snow!

 

 

©2010, His Very Amused Brother Pee Wee Ed

 

 

   


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on April 14, 2014
Look out New Jersey it's BUTTZILLA!!!!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
Hilarious picture!!!!! And the story "behind" it is hilarious too....giggle....Thanks for the chuckles, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
Is he supposed to be mowing the lawn or dung-spreadin?!

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
Extraordinary eloquence, Ed.
There is so much to be learned out there in the snow.
Stay Warm,
Christine

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
That is farto funny.
God bless,
Lew

Reviewed on December 27, 2010
What an apt and timely piece for this horrible weather! But people in New Jersey are a bit strange, or so they say. Thanks for the laugh.

Mary

Reviewed on December 27, 2010
Thirteen inches you say, some hose, Oh, you meant the snow, see, He, I can see from your picture he is working like a politician, sucking and blowing at the same time..... carry on my friend, it'll be a long winter. Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
Looks like it was a "windy" day..... Thanks for my comedy relief for the day. Dick

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
too funny
Happy New Year!
Peace love and light

Amber

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
...lol, I heard of people blowing their top...butt? too funny~

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
Awwwww, but Ma, it was all his fault...he said the whole family cleans snow in the nude, even good old pa, when he was still around...you know how he loves getting me into trouble & starts problems but I know you'll side with him again...Jersey


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