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Quite A Stowaway

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, May 10, 2011


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“In everything of Nature,

There is something of the marvelous.”

 

Aristotle

 

On our recent Mud Pup Outing

One of my mutts had caught him

He, too, loves those muddy waters

He, too, had been out for a little swim

 

And I didn’t even know that he was there

Still lurking, under the back seat, of our car

Junior Dog obviously tired of playing with him

And this poor little critter, had really traveled far

 

But he did provide me with quite a chuckle

When my spouse spotted him under the seat

“Oh, My God! What the hell is that thing?”

As she jumped out of the car and screeched

 

“That, my dear, is a marvelous Star-Nosed Mole,

I haven’t seen one since summer camp so long ago;

I used to wade in their lake, searching for pet turtles,

And once in awhile, I’d come across one of these moles.”

 

“They all love to swim along the bottoms of lakes and ponds,

Feeling all about for food, with that marvelous tentacle nose;

This poor little guy is as blind as a bat, and he’s quite harmless,

And, he is the only mammal that can smell underwater, you know!”

 

“Thanks for all that information, Mr. Green Jeans, but now what?

You’re not bringing that thing into the house; it is freaking me out!”

“Oh, all right, Scaredy Cat, I’ll get a box, and put him in the garage,

You won’t even know he’s there, since he’s as quiet as a church mouse.”

 

I’ve been feeding our little Star Stowaway some big, fat, juicy earth worms

He seems content in our garage, but I plan on driving him back to his home

But, on second thought, perhaps I’ll send him to my brother, in New Jersey

‘The Jersey Devil and his sidekick Mole, in the Pine Barrens they can roam!’

 

They could be quite a team, frightening all the tourists, in the middle of the night;

But I sure hope my brother shares his nightcrawlers with Mole, and treats him right.

 

These curious little critters can detect whether something is edible, in a flash;

But so can my brother, Jersey Devil Ed, who devours everything, mighty fast.

 

 

“In everything of Nature,

There is something of the marvelous!”

 

 

©Spring 2011, Mr. Ed
  


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Reviewed on May 10, 2011
What a d delightful write!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Mr. Green Jeans??? Cute! Think I can relate to because I would have been hanging out the car windows, yikes!

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Oh Ed...too funny!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Oh my..cute indeed sweet man...Hugsss

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
At first I thought you were photo shopping a rooster and a mole, then I realized it was just another baby picture of your bro Jersey. Patrick

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
A beauty, Ed. Your stowaway looks a lot like something
I once saw planted in my mother's flower garden. -gene.

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Not very cuddly looking, but to each his own. Dick

Reviewed on May 10, 2011
PEEWEE ...

THAT PIC LOOKS A LOT LIKE JOISEY ... ONLY PURTIER !!! CUZ TK

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
I've seen them at the Great Swamp in northern NJ. I want to show your brother this place- but he doesn't seem to like snakes.
Go figure.
John

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
That bloke looked like someone I went to Jr. High with, wondered where he'd wandered off to...

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
I'll NOT give up my worms & nightcrawlers to him...they are, without eating a person or two, my only means of getting protein...Jerseeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Great ending; yer "poor brother" - you really know your wildlife. I never knew a mole could swim and smell underwater! I dug a few up in the garden and released one at the town park, but swimming moles! What else do you know?
Later, Mike

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Hahahahaha Holy Cry-kie Mocca-Moses...I have never seen such a creature...now that one could give 10 bugs CPR at one go!!

Love Tinky aka Julie

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Hahahahaha! I didn't know such a creature existed, Ed! Enlightening story...with a hilarious ending!!! Great work!

Anna

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
Delightful read. Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 10, 2011
oh how neat!! i've never seen one on the hoof so to speak, what a great little fellow!!

m

Reviewed on May 10, 2011
You derserve an award, thanks.


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