I’m Headin Off For The Weekend,
Alas, It Won’t Be To This Reunion;
But On Behalf of The Old Ed Family,
I Hope These Other Characters Have Fun.
“Can you feel the love tonight,
It is, where we are;
It’s enough for this wide-eyed wanderer,
That we got, this far.
And can you feel the love tonight,
How it’s laid our feud, to rest;
It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds,
Believe the very best.”
Elton John,
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
Ma thinks it is time for the two feuding Ed cousins
To hug and makeup and to end their nasty hostilities
She suggests they head to their favorite meeting place
For a family reconciliation reunion in old Sea Isle City
She just dug out this marvelous old Ed Family photo
Depicting old Cousin Tom and Brother Ed at the coast
She thinks they should get together, as soon as possible
In a very familiar setting, that they both cherish the most
And I must point out that cousin Tom is a very brave soul
I wouldn’t go anywhere near an Outhouse with my brother
I cannot believe that he didn’t at least wear a ‘HazMat Suit’
Or some heavy duty nose plugs, to prevent gaseous smother
But Ma just called me yesterday, with some more fantastic news
Our old Cousin Pat, has just invited them out, for a family rendezvous
“Come out here, Tom and Jersey, and the three of us can feel the love,
While we enjoy my luxurious new three-seater, with its great ocean view!"
WOW!
Can you feel the Ed Family Love tonight?
It’s where our feuding Ed Family should be;
And, it would sure please our dear old Ed Ma,
If these three Ed Family Members sit in those seats.
And, of course, our dear Ed sister, Tiger Lily,
Wants to ensure Ed Family Love, forever more;
She is now very happy to report, that out at Lake Tahoe,
She just constructed a new Ed Family Outhouse, for Four!
©2011, A Very Hopeful Pee Wee Ed
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Sherry
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Blessings,
Christine
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Anna
with a reunion to have, makes perfect sense!
Lady Vivian
Yew are just TOO kind! Such a wonderful Re-Union with "MAKE UP!" Remember the old skit where people got smacked in the face with a huge Powder Puff? I look forward to such a Family gathering, but not because I am Brave!
"I've Got a Secret" ... say the Secret Word and Split a $100 ... It is 'CLONE' !!!
As a lowly Cousin, I anticipated some possible, and probable, Dastardly Deed might be conspired by Two ED Brothers ... so I created a CLONE of myself! After perfecting him, belly and all - I made a couple of 'improvements' for his Safety.
First, I installed a Secret Button, located in a very 'private' place. Whenever he chooses to activate this function, All Olfactory Senses are De-Activated ... Ergo, he will have No Sense of SMELL! So, ole 'Poops-A-Lot' - 'Farts-A-Lot' ED, the 'WUSS' can Not FOUL him with his malodorous STENCHES!
Secondly, another really special button has been installed in another unmentionable area of his wonderful BOD ... this button activates a special feature, which allows him to EAT and STORE all kinds of wondrous things, without harm to his internal organs!
To that end, and his 'other' END, the Rear One - 'Sir Cur II' has been on a special diet for two weeks now ... Hot Butter Beans - Broccolli - Hard-Boiled Eggs - Both Purple and Green Cabbage - and the 'Piece' d' Resistance' ... Maryland Chesapeake Bay Steamed Crabs!
He and I are anxiously awaiting the 'ticking' of the clock - Friday morning can not come too soon! He will leave promptly at 9:30 AM, and approximately at Noon will arrive at the Infamous ED's Trailer Park in downtown, Landisville, NJ.
A picture is provided in order for you to 'Get the Picture'!
Pee-Wee - thank you again, for this Wonderful Opportunity!
Yer Devoted Cuz ... "Sir Tom, The Cur-Reprobate' aka 'Lord Bawlmer' The Oneth'!