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She Really Loves Halloween

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Monday, October 31, 2011


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“Love is kinda crazy,

With a spooky little girl like you.”

 

The Classics IV,

Spooky

 

 

Something seems to come over her

On each and every Halloween night

It has always been her favorite holiday

She insists we stand out in the moonlight

 

She makes me give all our dogs and cats a bath

She pesters me until I dress in an old suit and tie

She purchases tons and tons of Halloween candy

After all these years, I still don’t really know why

 

Our humble abode, good old Thornwood Manor

Is off the beaten path, on the edge of a dark forest

But she's not satisfied, until we get the old place ready

“Pee Wee, this Halloween is going to be the very best!”

 

And these days, realizing how joyous she is every Halloween

Our numerous dogs, and cats, and I, all go along with her plans

“Sweetie, I bet there’s gonna be a Trick or Treater any minute,

And by the way in the moonlight tonight, you really look grand!”

 

“Thank you Pee Wee, you look pretty darn good yourself tonight,

And, thanks for putting on your suit, and giving the critters baths;

While we’re waiting for the Trick or Treaters, tell us a spooky story,

One of those really horrifying old northwood legends from the past!”

 

So I assemble her and our many pets out on old Thornwood Manor’s porch

And while she and they nibble on Halloween candy, milkbones, and cat treats

I relay the old legends about Wendigos, Pine Needle Ned, and old Nasty Jack

As chocolate morsels dribble down her chin she sighs and says “This is So Neat!”

 

Halloween Candy and Spooky Stories,

Really Make Her and Our Pets Purr;

Love Truly is Grand and Tons of Fun,

With a Spooky Little Spouse Like Her.

 

Happy, Happy Howloween, To Everyone,

We Hope You Too, Have Tons of Creepy Fun

 

 

©Halloween 2011, Old Pee Wee Wolfman Ed

 

 
     


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 1, 2011
Aw! This is adorable....the imagery is fabulous! Sounds like a perfect way to spend All Hallows Eve! Happy Halloween...

Anna

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
Well done, all the animals come out to play...
fee

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
Now Mr Ed, Pee Wee is it? Hmmmmm...
Let's hear about Pine Needle Ned!

Happy Halloween to you all!
Carolyn

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
...the wife surely has a really creepy time living with a creep like you, I bet...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey does fleeeeeeeeeeeeee...hee-hee

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
I should be safe, I threw my black cat over my shoulder and have crossed no salt.

Hang on a mo' Halloween. Don't Hallow mean holy?
I still think of Charlie Brown at this time of year.
I once turned in to a werewolf at halloween, but I'm cured, nooooooooooooooooooooow.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
And together they really love each other!
No tricks...just treats for this lovely
Halloween couple and four legged kids!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
Festive and Fun, you should really let all your critters bob for apples, I know they would love it!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
You know you re' in love when you'll wear a Halloween tie....no wait is that a noose around your neck...a Halloween necktie party?? NNoooooooo.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
No candy treats here but happy halloween pee-wee!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
I love it! Your wife sounds like such fun! Trick or treaters aside, she rally gets into the party mood, enjoying you and her nice, clean "critters." A jovial, fun read!

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
No tricksters in the woods......Just treats.
Happy Halloween.

~W

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
..and a very Happy Howloween to you, Ed.

John

Reviewed on October 31, 2011
Ed,

Great poem for the season. And I'm sure all your 'critters' will love it too. I have two black cats I can put in the window, it's an oldie but goodie, Four yellow eyes, a poem I wrote a few years go. Love the music.

Mary

Mary

Reviewed on October 31, 2011
A howlin' good write, Ed; well done!

Happy Hallowe'en to you!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Laura Fall
Reviewed on October 31, 2011
Truly an excellent poem for this scary night and have a Happy Halloween! Laura


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