-From A Recent Article in Forbes Magazine-
“It has all of the good qualities of a cave for living;
For instance, it stays the same temperature all year round,
Maintaining a ‘rock temperature’ between 66 and 72 Degrees.”
A Real Estate Agent
As a man who loves all caves
I’d love to own this cave home
It’s underneath the Arizona desert
A place, I’ve always loved to roam
It boasts 2,890 square feet of living space
A huge sunken living room and rock ceilings
Two underground bathrooms and deep closets
Fresh water provided by an underground spring
It also includes 37 acres of wondrous desert canyons
I would be able to study the mysterious Ring-Tail Cat
A desert creature, which has intrigued me all of my life
What an added bonus, to reside in its very own habitat
I know that my many mangy mutts and I would be in heaven here
Since my spouse often makes all of us, stay down in our basement
Right now, we’ve got a very cool underground Man and Mutt Cave
But having our entire abode down in this cave, would be heaven sent
My only problem right now is the $1.5 Million price tag for this Cave House
Mean Tall Woman won’t give me the money to buy this Man and Mutt Cave
If anyone would like to help an old caveman and his dogs return to their roots
Please send a small donation to ‘Mr. Ed’s Man & Mutt Cave Fund’ right away
As a man who loves all caves,
I’d love to own this cave home;
It’s underneath the Arizona desert,
A place that I’ve always loved to roam.
©January 2012, Old Caveman Ed & His Many Mangy Mutts,
Day Dreaming About This Magnificent Underground Camelot
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1. Go in the very center of Death Valley. From there find a mutt named Dirty Sally She will guide you with care and to the middle of town called No-where. Once you get there ask Mayor Bankroll for lots of money for your trouble and a year’s supply of dog food on the double. He will pay you with trash in which you can easily turn into cash. Then when you think of a plan to help solve this crazy scheme just remember to wake up from this wonderful cave man pipeline dream.
I'm claustrophobic so I can't imagine even coming to tea, yeesh!
nice work cav,ed.
cave looks very inviting!!
Dream On....
Lady Vivian
Anna
across that $1.5 million..don't forget to let
the light on ! Lady Mary Ann
Peace, love and light,
Amber
Cheers,
Dan
My question is: how can they build to underground toilets without messing up that beautiful freshwater spring?
Ron