Lots Of Odes Are Being Penned These Days On A.D.,
I Owe Tom Hyland One, For Penning ‘Saint Pee Wee;’
Old Tom Is The Valiant Old Knight In Our Old Ed Family,
And, He Always Seems To Be Assisting Brother Jersey
“I see shadows and hear noises at night,
And I don’t know what to do!”
Old Jersey Devil Ed Matlack
Noble Old Sir Cur of Bawlmer was leaving a tavern
When he got a phone call in the middle of the night
“Hey Sir Cur, this is your favorite Cousin Jersey Ed,
I see shadows and I hear noises, fillin me with fright!”
“Now just calm down a bit, old Cousin Jersey Ed,
I will head your way, and attempt to help, if I can!”
Suddenly, the old Jersey Devil felt just a bit better
His heroic cousin, was known, throughout the land
As Old Sir Cur quickly sped onward, toward Landisville
He soon wondered, if he’d be battling demons or dragons
Perhaps they were poltergeists or aliens from another planet
But whatever they were, he felt very confident, he’d defeat them
When he finally arrived at his Cousin Ed’s motor home park
The full moon was shining down, and there was an eerie silence
His old cousin, the extremely terrified and perplexed, Jersey Devil
Rushed out to meet Sir Cur, soon whispering: “Listen! I hear it again!”
As these two old cousins now stood there, side by side, in the moonlight
A tiny field mouse peeked out from under mortified Jersey’s motor home
Now, the extremely valiant Old Sir Cur yelled: “Shoo, Little Mouse, Shoo!”
“Wow! Thanks a lot, Sir Cur! I think old Pee Wee should write you a poem!”
-The End-
©March 2012, Old Pee Wee Ed, The Old Ed Family Historian
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appreciated *Mr Ed* for the cleverness!
Lady Vivian
Lady Mary Ann
Peace, love and light,
Amber
Anna
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
How'd U git that Lantern in my Hand? I guessed right about my pic!
Poor Ole Knave Joisey WUSS-A-Lot looks a lot like Adolph What's his-Name with that STOOPID mustache, don't he?
'Once upon a Mid-Night Dreary ...
Wuss-a-Lot was really Feary ...
Noises in the Nite had him Leary ...
Lil Field Mouse had him So Teary ...
Then, the Mouse That ROARED ...
On Da Devil's RV did Board ...
Joisey Screamed, like he'd been Gored ...
By a huge Bull, whose Horns had Scored ...
But, this lil Mouse, had more Sense ...
N' did Escape from Wuss's Malodorous Scents ...
He did Exclaim, "Yer Smell gives me Great Offense ...
For What it's Worth - That's my Two Cents!"
P.S. - Matlack, Ewe'r Welcome for the Defense ... BUT ...
Yew OWE me now, a Tank of Gas!
Cuz Old Sir Cur ... 'The ONE-ETH' ...
Ron