“The only reason that I lost this election,
Was that my opponent was giving out
Lots and Lots of Free Stuff!”
The Extremely Sore Loser
I thought he gave a good defeated speech
And I was very glad the election was over
But suddenly he’s back, ranting and raving
And I, for one, am still not, rolling in clover
I have also checked with my spouse, who also voted
And she cannot recall any ‘free stuff’ coming her way
So I decided to talk to my neighbors, and canvass them
We are all now mystified, no ‘free stuff’ anywhere today
All of us are still paying exorbitant prices for health insurance
We haven’t got any notice that this month, mortgages are ‘free’
My neighbors and their kids, are still paying their student loans
But we are now determined to solve this latest election mystery
Several of us raced down to the gas station, asking about ‘free gas’
The attendant laughed, and howled, and said: “That’ll be the day!”
And since I am a veteran, I visited my local veterans benefits office
Where I was very rudely told: “Sorry Veteran; No Free Stuff, Today.”
And when I drove over to the animal hospital to pick up my latest orphan
I asked their staff if I would now be getting ‘free medical care’ for this one
They hemmed and hawed and sadly told me: “We’re afraid that’s impossible”
So, I paid his veterinary bill, like I always do, but my quest was not yet done
I rushed home and called the White House, asking where my ‘Free Stuff’ was
The person who answered the phone soon laughed, and said: “It’s in the mail!”
I have now been sitting by my mailbox for the past several days – and nothing
I think there should be a Congressional Inquiry, and someone should be jailed
-I Think I At Least Deserve A Fruit Basket or Something-
©November 2012, The Extremely Upset Mr. Ed
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Build a campfire !! It's gonna be a long wait !!
Lady Mary Ann
can hug their elephant,
but Democrats will have
to kiss their ass....
Lady Vivian
God Bless America...God Bless Us,
Deborah
If you didn't catch the Bill Maher episode where they stuck it to
Romney about the "giveaways," see if you can get hold of a copy.
's'priceless!!
So's 'iss!!!!!!
x:)x Pea x:)x
Joy L. Hale
Deborah
Ron
Cheers,
Dan
that are intelligent know it was a lot of
his charismatic B.S. he was feeding the lot
to win the election... he did it before and did
it again...
Rather funny, I was listening to some interesting
reasons why he was elected... and rather sad as well
Several young women of the "Catholic" faith were interviewed..
Ready? First this:
Take a pill each day to prevent pregnancy
Safe, effective, and convenient
Easy to get with a prescription
Cost about $15–$50 each month
They looked at how much his "supposed" Health care plan
would save them a month. "Free"
I wonder how long they will wait too
:)
Love and Light
Lily
budd
FREE STUFF? YOU WANT FREE STUFF?
YEW BEEN GETTIN IT YER WHOLE LIFE!
THAT AIR THAT EWE BREATHE!
WELL, MORE LIKE CO2 NOWADAYS,
BUT, NEVERTHELESS... FREE !!!