Momma's Boy
by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed
Monday, September 1, 2014
-->“With the exception of women,
There is nothing on earth so agreeable
Or necessary to the comfort of man, as the dog.”
Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs
He was one of the left behind survivors
Of Hurricane Katrina, nine long years ago
When I revived him, they named him ‘Eddie’
And so eventually, home with me he would go
He endeared himself to my spouse right away
But she decided that she did not like his name
So she decided that we should call him ‘Junior’
The name that he knows and responds to, today
And over the years since, his greatest joy is being with her
So to my spouse’s dismay, I now call him ‘Momma’s Boy’
He is always very content to be by her side, protecting her
And watching the two of them together, gives me great joy
The poor guy just underwent major surgery, to remove a huge tumor
He was overjoyed to see us, when we picked him up from the hospital
But he now insisted that my spouse had to walk him back to our vehicle
Although he is our biggest canine, he is still a Momma’s Boy, most of all
©September 1 2014, Mr. Ed,
A Guy Lucky Enough To Have a Wonderful Spouse, and Some Wonderful Canines
powerful
Diana...
P.S
Praying for a speedy recovery for Momma's Boy
Kathy J Parenteau
Must confess tho... wuz disappointed...
Title led me to believe it wuz gonna be about spreadin more Poop on
ur Big Sissy lil Bro Ed WUSS-A-LOT ...
That would be one "diaper patrol" that I'd avoid like the Plague !
I heard onct thru the family grapevine that yer Ma affectionately called him
"STINKY PANTS" .....
Could u possibly elaborate the veracity of such nasty gossip?
It's so sad now that the poor SCHMUCK is so Old n Decrepit n Grouchy n still Ugly as Sin ... unlucky Sucker didn't get the Handsome Genes like You n Me !
Which reminds me of an old paradox... "Handsome Devil" ...
t'aint never been no such thing!!!
ALL DEVILS IZ UGLY... SPECIALLY JOISEY ONES !!!
ps.... Happy Labor Day Dude !!!
Michael D.
Ron