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Music: All In The Family

My old brother has started a family feud again
It seems he would rather fight than have peace
But I always have a lot of ammunition around
In fact, I have hundreds of old photos like these

Whenever I would suggest that we two go for a swim
He would soon dash into the men’s room at the beach
I would find him in there, standing inside the commode
And yell at him that he was supposed to swim in the sea

And he would now always respond: “It’s a lot safer in here!”
“Don’t you know that there are big nasty sharks in the sea?”
“Besides that I would much rather swim in the men’s room,
Just in case, I get that sudden urge, to have to poop or pee!”

And eventually, I would grow extremely tired of arguing with him
I would leave him there in the men’s room, while I swam in the sea
During the ride home, he would always tell me that he enjoyed the day
Then say “The water was really hot today; can we go for some ice cream?”

Next time, I’ll share an old photo of him I call 'Meatball Matlack.'

©2014, His Brother Mushmouth Ed