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Another Full Moon has arrived
I dreaded them when we were kids
My brother misunderstood Full Moons
He thought they meant he should do this

When he would hear the weatherman proclaim
That there would be a gigantic Full Moon tonight
He would run out of the house with his pants down
And scurry all around town with his buttocks in sight

Our dear old mother would now go into a complete panic
She would yell at me to go catch him and bring him home
Our local police department would now get dozens of calls
“I just saw The Mooning Maniac out there again on the roam!”

Thankfully, I now live hundreds of miles from Mooning Matlack
But Mom wants to ask cousin Tom Hyland if he could watch Ed
Cuz, if you are reading this, please get to Ed’s place before dark,
And lock him in his apartment before his neighbors get very upset!

“Thanks Cuz; We Owe You One.”

©September 9 2014, Mooning Matlack’s Concerned Brother