-->Inspired by Tom Hyland’s Congressional Rant:

Our Hard Working ‘Leaders’ Have Worked
A Total of Eight Days Since July,
And They Are on Vacation Once More

Ooh, we needed a vacation
Guess you all know that it's true
We hope you know how hard we work
And that we do all of this work, for you

Although none of us were here at all in August
We were all here in September for eight days
And that eight days of work, was grueling
Hope you can see, that we had to get away

We only make $174,000 a year, plus benefits
So we need all the vacation time that we can get
That eight days of work in September, was so brutal
We couldn’t wait to get out of here on our private jets

Now, we’re all on vacation again until mid-November
But we will all return here after that, to work for you
All we need are your votes, in the November elections
And we promise to give eight more days of work to you


Eight days of work
Because we love you
Eight days of work
Is enough to show we care

Ooh, we need your votes now
Guess you all know that it's true
We really hope you vote us all back in
And we’ll give eight more days of work
To You!

(Then, Of Course, We Will Need Another Very Long Break for The Holidays)